And his mother was a Muse World-famous cartoonist and satirist Scott Adams recently returned from a long trip in Santorini, Greece where he was seen levitating and laughing at almost all of their nightly Greek God parties. “His fans think he’s some kind of comic genius. He’s not!” Replied one of the partygoers. “Here in Greece we’ve had the Dilbert … READ MORE
“IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A BIG PIGEON,” SAYS UNIMPRESSED DAD. For all those that don’t believe in miracles, they should visit the home of Vinnie and Darla D’Vine. Located in (redacted) in upstate New York, the couple’s humble abode was turned upside down when Darla got pregnant and gave birth to a happy male baby … READ MORE
OXFORD ENGLAND — You may have uncanny psychic abilities — and not even be aware of it, say researchers. The most extensive study ever conducted fo extrasensory perception shows that roughly eight percent of the population has measurable ESP. “These are so-called ordinary people, living ordinary lives” explains British psychologist Dr. John Spander, lead author … READ MORE
Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he tones it down during the game to hide the fact that he’s from another planet.”, said Dave Racaniello, the Mets long-time bullpen catcher. “Look, I’ve … READ MORE
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! That chilling revelation was made by famed physicist and UFO researcher Dr. Gerhard Dietzer. He says that the evil Gootans hope to infiltrate our population. … READ MORE
“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to determine if you’re a clone. Well, the geniuses behind that company are at it again with ‘SquatchWatch, an amazing new product that identifies exact amounts … READ MORE
“Who Knows Me Better?” She Says A Maine woman says that she never had a good relationship—until the smartphone era. But the love connection that finally made her happy wasn’t a man or woman she met texting on her phone. It was her phone! Woman Marries her phone. Melissa Ingle, 29, says that she always … READ MORE
RECENT SIGHTINGS LEADS HISTORIAN TO SAY “PROBABLY.” April 15th, 2021 marked the 156th anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. Or did it? One scholar, who has viewed photographic evidence showing Lincoln attending events long after his death, says that Lincoln is alive and well and still living in this country he fought to keep united. … READ MORE
Neurostream technology is here! Do your eyes get tired when you’re binge-watching all the seasons of Grace & Frankie? Does your head hurt when you watch The Simpsons on your tablet? Well, you are about to get some relief! The next great innovation in streaming technology is on its way! Top technicians at Netflix and … READ MORE
16-year-old Sidd Finch Jr., the son of the former NY Mets prospect, is the real thing. He’s been spotted working out with rehabbing Mets star pitcher Noah Syndergaard in Port St. Lucie, Florida. “He’s a beast! He’s only 16 and he’s still learning how to pitch. Everyone here is afraid to catch him!” Said Syndergaard … READ MORE