A Cleveland man, who wishes to stay anonymous, said last week that the Lake Erie Monster saved his pet dog after he was thrown overboard. Later, the man was shocked to learn that the legendary creature is NOT a fan of the Cleveland Browns! The man was on his weekly fishing trip, with his trusty … READ MORE
New study shows it had THE PRESIDENT at death’s door! Inspires the start of the MAYO CLINIC Groundbreaking new research reveals that Lincoln’s arteries were so clogged with cholesterol he probably would’ve died soon after his fateful night at the theatre on April 14, 1865. Apparently, Honest Abe had been eating mayonnaise with almost every meal … READ MORE
HIS “BRING ON THE FUNK” FRAGRANT CANDLES ARE DESIGNED FOR MEN. No one can deny that Tony Danza is a Renaissance Man. The beloved TV actor has been, over the years, a boxer, a teacher, a lauded Broadway actor, a philanthropist and an all-around good guy. According to rumors, Danza is now jumping into the … READ MORE
TARANTINO TO VISIT “OZ?” WILL KURT RUSSELL BE THE NEXT COWARDLY LION? Hello, from Hollyweird, boys and girls. Word is hot on the streets of Hollywood. Come to think about it, with the fires and heat waves, everything is hot on the streets of Hollywood. This is why you should stay hydrated and wear sensible … READ MORE
It has been several months since Hormel Foods Corporation CEO, David Crotty was dragged into a Twitter flamewar with Colorado’s most famous citizen, Bill Merry. Weekly World News will not be reporting on the Twitter exchange as it can be seen in it’s entirety on Bill Merry’s Twitter feed. It is most certainly an entertaining … READ MORE
EVER SINCE HE SAW “SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER” HE JUST CAN’T STOP! Mario Ballare, age 54, from Brooklyn has been dancing 24 hours a day since 1977. He saw the debut of “Saturday Night Fever” and hasn’t been able to stop moving since! Doctors originally thought it was a simple case of “restless leg syndrome,” however … READ MORE
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a communication device to another planet. But that is exactly what happened to the Ohio woman! “When I got home from the store, I was unloading my groceries and I heard a voice. I live alone, so I thought maybe one … READ MORE
GEORGIA WOMAN ADDS A SPECIAL INGREDIENT TO HER TASTY DISHES! Creative cook Marlene Boykin wants you to sink your teeth into something really delicious: mouth-watering dishes made with toothpaste! The Georgia lawyer says cakes, cookies, gelatin, iced tea, and even sweet potatoes can be combined with ordinary mint-flavored toothpaste for extra zest and interest. What’s … READ MORE
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN – Eastside resident Eugene Halfstack, 88, claims that the Russian government hacked into his cable, heavily dictating what content that he can access. He first noticed this issue when he was unable to tune into early morning reruns of Rawhide, which he routinely watches when he wakes up daily at 3:00 AM. “Every … READ MORE
HARMONICA PLAYER WALKS INTO WOODS & BEARS FOLLOW HIM! ANCHORAGE, AK – Experts are trying to understand the strange power that draws wild grizzly bears to harmonica player Tom Greyle and makes them follow him out of the woods into the city! A modern-day pied piper. Over the past six years, Greyle, known as “the … READ MORE