PHILADELPHIA, PA – One of the NBA’s all time great is slowly losing control of both his personal and professional career. PhD Ape has offered to help!
Month: March 2010
DARK MATTER THEORIES
GENEVA – Scientists say they are on the verge of proving dark matter. That might not necessarily be a good thing!
SHAVING RELATED ACCIDENT
KEY WEST, FL – A woman in Florida took multitasking to a whole new level. A two car crash was the result!
ANTONIO CROMARTIE PATERNITY ISSUES
NEW YORK, NY – The New York Jets are fronting a nice chunk of money to their newly acquire cornerback!
DANCING WITH A MARTIAN
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. Now he wants to be the first man on Mars and Dancing with the Stars will be his coming out party!
SECRET MILLIONAIRE DONATES FORTUNE
LAKE FOREST, IL – A small liberal arts college has gotten an unexpected donation from one of their alumni!
JAPANESE JOIN HUNT TO CAPTURE BAT BOY
WEST VIRGINIA – Bat Boy is still on the loose and U.S. officials are losing patience. They’ve called in the big guns to help!
DINOSAUR EXTINCTION CLARIFIED
NEW YORK, NY – Scientists have reached a conclusion in what caused the demise of the dinosaur!