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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

LAS VEGAS –   Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas.  Her left butt cheek exploded.

Many have debated for years whether Kardashian has had butt implants or not, but the proof was in the rupturing last night when Kim’s pilot took the Gulfstream 5 above 38,000 feet to avoid turbulence.  When implants fly above this altitude they have been known  to rupture, and that’s exactly what happened to Kardashian.  As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.  She was sitting next to the new man in her life, Miles Austin, the 25-year-old Dallas wide receiver (whose been doing just that with Kim).

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag.  Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport.  Kim was taken to Sunrise Hospital on Maryland Parkway. Her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and mother, Kris, all rushed to the hospital to be with Kim.  Luckily they were all nearby at their new boutique at the Mirage, Kardashian Khaos.

There almost was total chaos at the hospital when the staff was unable to find a female plastic surgeon whose first name began with the letter “K” (as Kris demanded) but soon Dr. Karen Engeman showed up and replaced Kim’s left cheek implant.  “We’ve had a few cases like this before.  It’s not always safe to fly with her butt filled with silicone, but Kim’s a brave woman.”    Austin was the first one to slap Kim’s new left cheek.  “It felt good.”  He said.

Kim is resting at her Las Vegas home today and is expected to make a “full” recovery.  Austin, on the other hand, feels that this tragic accident was not due to Implant Altitude Syndrome (IAS), but instead was something more nefarious.  “Reggie Bush is behind this.”  Austin said.  “He wants to get back at Kim for dumping him, but it’s not gonna work.  She’s mine now. All of her.  Both cheeks.”  When WWN asked Austin how he thinks Bush planted the butt IED, Austin said, “Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy.  Remember the Bush Push?  Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek.  They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”

When Bush was asked about Austin’s accusations he said, “What?  He better watch his mouth. I’ll blow his ass up next!”

Doctors advise all women with butt implants to speak with their plastic surgeon before boarding another plane.  “You don’t want to be in that mile-high club,”  Dr. John Malley said.

Even with this explosive new information, there are STILL some who refuse to believe Kim has (or had) butt implants.  In an effort to help our readers decide for themselves, we’ve included some pictures for you to examine.  Study them carefully and let us know what you think.

Exhibit A:

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Exhibit C:

Exhibit D:

Exhibit E :  Why not.


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304 thoughts on “KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES”

  1. I'm not one to judge…but I'm so sick of hearing KK and rest of the KK clan incl KJ(Jenner)..not Bruce J. Is Kim K's breast's implants too?… there are more important things going on than their egos….I flipped to this site out of curosity which I guess is what they want… shameful /some of their actions…too.:

    Kanye West?…really..the same who so rudely, classless interrupted Taylor Swift's award during the ceremonies..but then grabbed her award right out of her hand He better be glad it was a young inexperienced girl like Taylor cause he would NOT have taken my award out of my hands, so way too rude and disrespectful. Kim is with him now?…UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    • Her butt didn't explode. Gosh, you're really THAT ignorant to believe that the "Implant Altitude Syndrome" bull**** is real? I'm only 16 and I know it's not.

  2. She hasn't been with Austin Miles or Reggie Bush since like last year shes been with Kanye West Since before August so that makes NO sense what-so-ever!

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  3. ¡°I wish I’d known about that rule earlier”, she said.I saw it with my own eyes.Mr.Wang is fixing his bike.If she finds out you spilled ink on her coat, she’ll blow her stack.I have no choice.One third of this area is covered with forest.One third of this area is covered with forest.Let bygones be bygones.I’ll have to try that.Your answer is satisfying.

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  4. if this story is fake why hasnt kim sued this reporter for publishing false info….. i guess she is so determined for people to not know shes had surgery that she had to make out that this was a lie…. also will soon c when she becomes old…. she cant keep it a lie forever, kanye needs to follow her every movement, and its mad out of her whole family shes the only one wit that butt and curves. havent u noticed we hardly see photos of her from the ages of 16 to 22. only one…. also theres a photo from ages ago where she had no ass at all so how does a fat one lyk dat appear from no where, lmao she's fully plastic but indenile. Also girls neva hate or get jealous of these stars cause most of them buy there beauty and enhance there body by paying alot of money just be greatful that your naturally beautiful and you don't have to spend thousands on getting it.

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  5. i cannot see how the real size of someone's ass can really make a difference in my life, just enjoy the buttock that still didn't explode, people,.,Lots of homophobic love <3

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  6. Yea!!! here we are,the reporter might be making sence,some one should know,since we all always love what shape or how shapy is a lady,we never want to give another look or check,but always want the beauty in our harms,that's why no one cares to know,and more over all ladies knew what guys want,these makes them try all possible effort to be attractive anyway,and,this brought about the sugery,so am sure,wat is planted can be 'OFF' or 'BUST''it is possible,since it's not natural anymore.but,if the reporter is just bluffing then,she! should have do something crazy.

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  7. So Kanye impregnated the smut while she is married…. LoL.
    I hope sum1 else does the same when Kanye marries her…
    I will tell him, I told u so.

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