ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the Columbus Day holiday.
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OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued an Executive Order to immediately begin carving his face on Mount Rushmore. The President feels that this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South … READ MORE
SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR!
GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO ROBERT PATTINSON
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD!
CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
$400,000 TUNA
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TOKYO – A giant bluefin tuna got a record $396,000 in the first auction of the year at the world’s largest wholesale fish market.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY HILLARY CLINTON
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”