CHICAGO, IL – Chicago Cubs fans are concerned with the drastically lightened skin of Sammy Sosa.
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NEW MEXICO WOMENS SOCCER
PROVO, UT – The New Mexico University Women’s soccer team may have lost the game, but won some street cred!
THURMAN THOMAS STATUE
BUFFALO, NY – A statue weighing over 1,000 pounds was stolen from outside the Buffalo Bills stadium!
ANCIENT EGYPTIANS INVENTED BASEBALL
A leading archaeologist says the ancient Egyptians invented baseball 3,500 years ago before Abner Doubleday, the creator of today’s version, was even born!
FEDERER BETWEEN THE LEGS
NEW YORK, NY – During his US Open match yesterday, Roger Federer made a shot that must be seen to be believed!
MADDEN CURSE
PITTSBURGH, PA – Steelers player Troy Polamalu was injured in last night’s season opener. Has the Madden Curse struck again?
DANNY GRANGER'S BATCAVE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!
BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL
LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…