Three-Legged Model Wows NY Fashion Week!
Yes, beautiful Celine is dazzling the runway world by strutting her stuff on three gams.
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Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
God Fires Warning Shots
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
Nude Women to Protect San Francisco
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
Seniors Have Prescription Drug Plan of Their Own
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.
Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!