Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!