Do You See What I See?

Drones Actually Santa’s New Tech Grovers Mill – In the past weeks, the mysterious drones spotted in the skies over New Jersey have sparked countless conspiracy theories. Foreign powers? Aliens? Mass hallucinations?  The Weekly World News has learned the truth about these drones, and it will melt even the hardest heart. They are the newest … READ MORE

BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!

And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again.  On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus … READ MORE

FAMOUS AUTHOR FORGETS STUFF—OR DOES HE?

AUTHOR FORGETS STUFF—OR DOES HE?

Evan McQueen has been terrifying readers with his horror novels for decades. But now, it’s not his books that are scaring people—it’s his tweets. These tweets, in which he questions the disappearance of everyday things that haven’t actually disappeared, have left many puzzled. This had lead many readers to ask, AUTHOR FORGETS STUFF—OR DOES HE?” … READ MORE

THE SANDS OF TIME

Hawaiian Man Has Cracked the Island’s Deepest Mystery A mental hospital sits in the midst of a dense forest. “You can’t get through the treeline without two flashlights,” says Darius Shiflett. Shiflett, by profession a short-order cook, is also the unofficial historian of the facility, which locals call the Pineapple Bin but is more formally … READ MORE

AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?!

I’LL HAVE A WING, PLEASE! As the country struggles to get back to work post-pandemic, industries are learning to cope by adapting. Service industries are promoting new cleaning practices. Retail stores are limiting attendance. And restaurants are welcoming diners back, but not allowing them inside—rather, there’s a resurgence of outdoor dining, with sidewalk tables set up under … READ MORE

HUMAN BATTERY

Man Can Charge Phones In His Hand! Albert Andillo didn’t want his daughter Ana to have a smartphone. It was a battle that Andillo—like millions of other American parents—lost. “She’s fourteen now,” said Andillo. “When she was eleven, my wife and I told her that she wouldn’t even have a phone until she was fifteen. … READ MORE

PLANET CLAIRE IS REAL!

New wave flight of fancy suddenly turns true Astronomers working at the Wescott Observatory in Coconino County, Arizona, were recently tracking a series of meteors. “It was cloudy with a chance of meteors,” said Jack Hawkins, Wescott’s publicity officer. “Get it? It’s a play on ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.’” During the routine exercise, … READ MORE

STUCK! Help! She Can’t Get Out of Character!

Actors spend days, weeks, and even months taking on new roles—studying the people they are playing, learning how to imitate their mannerisms, tones, and posture, trying to bring the characters to the big or small screen. The results can be spectacular. But they can also be scary. And for one actress, they can be permanent.  … READ MORE

THE LEAST-WANTED LOOKALIKES!

New company pleasing no one—and that’s the point! The sign over the unassuming storefront on the outskirts of Miami reads “Double Jeopardy,” in a font that looks familiar. Yes, it’s the same as Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and it’s on purpose. Bart Marcolo, the owner of the business, has an eye for satire. “I was … READ MORE

EINSTEIN WAS A RAPPER?!?

E EQUALLED MC! Albert Einstein was a genius. Everyone agrees. He helped us rethink the fabric of our universe and also served as a fierce advocate for humanism. But did you know that he was also among the first hip-hop artists? A letter written by Einstein and recently discovered in an archive at the College … READ MORE