A 39-year-old South Carolina man was acquitted of robbing 15 banks in the last twomonths on account of a jury buying his lawyer’s claim that his client had “moral dyslexia”– a condition which caused the defendant to view questions of right and wrong“backwards.” Jerome Shakey, the lawyer for Travis Walleye, explained it thus: “In normal … READ MORE
The popular children’s card game “Go Fish” has been declared illegal. The Federal Dept. of Fish and Wildlife, due to environmental concerns. For generations, children have enjoyed this simple game, in which one player asks the other “Do you have any __?” With ___ being a particular card, like a seven, or a Jack. If … READ MORE
The New Testament is approximately 2000 years old, but miraculously the man who wrote it is still alive!Mark Matthew Luke John, or as his friends call him, “Skippy,” hid his identity for almost two millenniumbut decided to “go public” when he recently saw Donald Trump selling bibles online for $60.“For years I was content seeing … READ MORE
Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 insurrection. At one of his patented rallies in Podunk, South Dakota, in front of a worshipful audience, Trump stunned the crowd when he said, “I … READ MORE
Dwayne Stafford has an incredible story. Just don’t ask him to tell it. That’s because Stafford may be the most boring person in the world. Fortunately for Stafford, that’s been working in his favor. Police investigations have declared him a ‘Person of Interest’ in over 100 cases, but he’s been released each time, Captain Derek … READ MORE
THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it to mankind’s flooding the environment with fluorocarbons, while non-scientists blame it on a natural cycle. But astronomers recently discovered the REAL reason – teenage space … READ MORE
NO VOTE FOR ME?! The right to vote is widely considered the most essential for a democracy to survive. Tens of thousandsof people in the past have risked their lives to attain this right. Today there is a battle brewing in somestates over how and when citizens can cast their ballots. But citizens in Last … READ MORE
A death row inmate scheduled for execution in Tumbleweed, Wyoming, had his sentence commuted to life imprisonment. All because of his last name! Judge Horace Parks spared the inmate, Ed Species, because he agreed with Species’ lawyer that killing him violated the federal Endangered Species Act. “It’s pretty clear that a death sentence for Mr. … READ MORE
It’s common for car owners to have a hard time emotionally letting go of their vehicles. But a St. Louis Missouri man’s self-driving car has flipped the script – it keeps driving itself back to its original owner’s house! Ed Selnick owned his Tezlo (not to be confused with Tesla) Reliance for almost three years … READ MORE
A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of marriage, I never won an argument,” said Harvey Stiles, referring to Sheila Watson, his lawyer/wife. “I thought ‘Well, that’s exactly what I want in a … READ MORE