In honor of his birthday, Weekly World News presents 15 strange facts about Dr. Seuss that you may have never heard before!

I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.

I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!