Tag Archives: Gulf of Mexico
ALABAMA – 70 dead dolphins washed ashore. It was not due to the BP Oil Spill. Authorities confirmed the deaths were caused by aliens from Planet Zeeba.
COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.
LOS ANGELES – Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel was so disgusted with Lindsay Lohan’s that after sentencing her to 90 days, the Judge threw tarballs at her.