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DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION


LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!

Dr. Phil shocked his studio audience yesterday when he announced that he believed “one hundred percent”  that an alien invasion is underway and that Americans, and citizens of the world, must prepare for psychologically for our new masters.

“I have studied this carefully with top leaders from governments around the world.  The evidence is overwhelming.  Aliens from Planet Zeeba  and Planet Gootan are amongst us and more are arriving every day.  We must all accept this, so that we can be happy and treat these aliens with the dignity and respect they deserve,” Dr. Phil told his audience.

Dr. Phil had Dr. John Malley, a leading alien expert on the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials on his show.  Dr.  Malley told Dr. Phil that the recent unexplained deaths of birds, dolphins, sardines, anchovies, cows and frogs – around the world are evidence that the invasion is ongoing.

“All of these mysterious animal deaths have been explained away by governments trying to cover-up the truth.  I have examined all of the dead animals and they all have the Mark of the Alien on them.  The aliens from Planet Gootan are sending a clear message – we are here and we are taking over,” Dr. Malley told the studio audience.

Dr. Phil said he would dedicate a whole month of shows – in December – on the alien invasion.

Many in the audience were frightened and confused.  Several of the audience members left wondering if Dr. Phil, himself, was an alien from Planet Gootan.

Is it true?  Is Dr. Phil an alien?

45 Responses to “DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION”

  1. StevenT says:

    You also never can be too prepared so I would recommend having a little extra food and water.

  2. mustafa says:

    http://bedavaoyunsitesi.net/ thinks all of them he said is only lie

  3. Mr. Anonymous says:

    What would Dr. Phil know about Aliens? Iknow more about REAL aliens then he does?

  4. LaFler says:

    Unfortunately one of our bases on Mars has been destroyed.
    42 heroes died.
    You can see more details in the blog. http://tabloidenoticias.wordpress.com/2011/10/17/

  5. LaFler says:

    I request a prayer for the dead heroes.

  6. LaFler says:

    Let's give the aliens hard!
    I am sorry the widows of these heroes.

  7. michaelx24 says:

    Dr Phill wants to suck up to the Aliens so they dont eat him!,…………..(cough)…………..first!!!

  8. IC444S says:

    GOD IS IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING MY LOVE ONES JUS KEEP UR FAITH AND STAY WIT THE LIGHT!!!

  9. ZOrki says:

    HA HAAA! he definately is in need of a SHRINK!

    whatever next? LMAO

    Zorki from planet Phalon in the 9th star constellation. NAA NOOO NAAA NOOO!

  10. WarDogLRS says:

    Malley told Dr. Phil that the recent unexplained deaths of birds, dolphins, sardines, anchovies, cows and frogs – around the world are evidence that the invasion is ongoing.

    So what happens when all the animals are dead?

  11. Nimo says:

    No worries Captain Picard and the Star fleet is on the way to defend Earth!

  12. ThatDangMexican says:

    As long as I can have some breeding with outerspace alien females I will gladly welcome them in.I hope thats what they use me for.

  13. Zack Waxman says:

    LOL! Total freaking insanity – Satan's pawning humanity and humanity is being sucked in hook, line, sinker and is gnawing on the line! PLEASE – There is no conclusive proof of or reason to believe there are such things as "space aliens".

  14. No ones home says:

    Dr Phil just wants to interview one of them about being so introverted for so long…LOL

  15. Erick angeles says:

    Maybe this two doctors are aliens themselves

  16. Anonymous says:

    Why is everyone taking this topic so lightly? Do you all realize if this does happen the Human race will no longer be free and we will all be enslaved?

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