The Rockefeller Christmas Tree will be lit tonight. And this year it features — Bat Boy ornaments!
Month: November 2010
VICTORIA’S SECRET
NEW YORK – Victoria’s Secret announced today that they will be sponsoring the first ever Victoria’s Secret Olympics.
SALEM WITCH ARRESTED
SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!
HOBBIT RACE WAR
NEW ZEALAND – Peter Jackson’s “The Hobbit” project was put on hold as a race war broke out between rival Hobbit clans.
KILLER OTTERS IN BOCA!
BOCA RATON, FL – Killer otters are running wild in Boca! Nine people have been killed, thirty-seven bitten.
CYBER-MONDAY PARTY AT WWN STORE!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber-Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
LESLIE NIELSEN
Famed comic actor Leslie Nielsen died Sunday at a Florida hospital. He was 84. Don’t call him Shirley.
SPAIN BUYS THE SUN
MADRID – Spain announced today that they have bought the sun, and will be charging for usage.