CAPE CANAVERAl, FL - NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
The mainstream media is reporting that NASA launched it’s new Mars rover this morning, but WWN has learned from sources inside NASA that the rocket launched today was an anti-extraterrestrial missile targeting the three advancing alien spaceships from Planet Gootan.
NASA estimates that it will take two days for rocket to reach the alien spaceships, which are hovering near our Moon. NASA, working in conjunction with the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials and the Alien Defense Systems set up in Russia and China, plans to launch ten more rockets in an attempt to stop the alien spaceships BEFORE they enter the earth’s atmosphere.
The rocket was affectionately named “The Spielberg” (after director Steven Spielberg) was launched into a cloudy late morning sky. More than frenzy 13,000 guests jammed the space center, thinking they were watching a Mars rover being launched.
“It was a head fake,” said Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials. ”The Martians are not our problem at the moment. We are faced with a real and credible threat from the Gootans. We were forced to take action, and the world is hoping that the The Spielberg will hit its target.”
NASA astrobiologist Jyoti Conbuiatta, whose carbon compound-seeking instrument is on the rocket, had a shirt custom made for the occasion. Her bright blue, short-sleeve blouse was emblazoned with rockets, planets and the words, “Next stop, Gootans!”
Conbiatta umped, cheered and snapped pictures as the rocket blasted off a few miles away.
President Obama, Vladmir Putin and Chinese President Hu Jintao – watched the rocket launch on closed-circuit video. All three world leaders were working together and it was going smoothly.
“It’s ironic. This attack from Gootan, might just be the thing to bring peace to earth. World leaders are coming together to defend the planet,” said Begley.
Here’s one of the Gootan ships seen hovering near our moon.
The Spielberg is described as a “rocket on steroids,” said NASA’s Greg Hartman, assistant associate administrator for science. “It’s an order of magnitude more capable than anything we have ever launched anywhere.”
Let’s all hope the rocket hits it’s target…
i`ve lost faith that everything is real what you are saying!
on your next page about aliens will write THEY ARE GOING BACK, WE DEFEATED THEM WITH ONE ROCKET!
you are one of the best reporters on the net!!!
all the best!!!
That's Right…
This is Scenario:
1)Aliens are close to the Earth
2)Rocket hit one of the Ships
3)Ships to withdraw
4)Everyone Celebrate
5)Weekly World News Do not be ridiculous
Aliens will not attack … unfortunately ;(
Nasa and there top secret mission. Please for once say the truth
you human all die you stop my alien attack our i will kill you all and eat you
my planet vs our plant my and me will win and not lose you human
lets say one of them gets hit . . . theres 3 of them right?
there is non of them! its complete bull and i expect the next report will be they have chancged there minds and the so called fake aliens have gone back home lmfao
Your picture where Gootan ship hovering near our moon is old picture, its on net for years!
Sorry for saying that!
To see a very recent bizarre UFO sighting in Russia, short video about 1 min http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/11/ufo-sigh…
i agree next it will be we got 1 ship and the other 2 retreated lol
all fake i think…….. if they say it hits the ship … how can we hit man… their technology is superb……. lol…. on 29th they will surely say…. the spaceship returned……
yep for sure they will say 1 of the 3 space crafts was destroyed and the other 2 retreated
I’M REALLY DUMBFOUNDED,AS TO THE FACT THE WE REALLY DO NOT KNOW FOR CERTAINTY THAT THE ALIENS ( gootans) ARE HOSTILE OR WHY THEY HAVE COME. HOW DO WE THE PEOPLE OF EARTH APPEAR TO OUR VISITORS, WE LOOK LIKE THE HOSTILE ONES,PRIMITIVE INTELLAGENCE, FIRING OFF OUR ROCKETS AT THEM, FIRSTSTRIKE !, SO THIS IS HOW WE GREET OUR VISITORS !
I TOUGHT WE HAD MORE BRAINS THAT ,APPEARENTLY NOT., I HAD HOPED THAT WE WOULD EXTEND OUR HAND IN FRIENDSHIP , AND SHOW SOME THAT WE ARE PEACEFULL, !WE HAVEN’T GOT OUT OF THE CAVEMAN YET.
yeah right! lets see this sh***t happennnnn !
you human can't me our gets attack … 3 ship
and i eat you human
How friggin' stupid is this article written by Frank Lake……..probably as fake a name as this article……………………how damned stupid !!
it's the weekly world news. It's fictional entertainment. If you didn't know before, now you know.
How On Earth is a missile going to stop aliens that are way more advanced than us, this is totally fake especially this alien invasion
If they will do something to my family and friends im going to kick all their asses back to GOOTAN!!!!!!!!! And what is this for a fake site? First time I hear of it -.-_
why cant i post a comment
after we here one was targeted we will here the other 2 ran away
the picture is a old picture thats on the net and for 2 if there near the moon they will be easily spotted tonight wouldnt they? not only that this would be major and all over the worlds different media, i don’t believe for one min that something this major would be covered up. think this is the last time il be on this site. will be going back to REAL true new reports
Sir you have destroyed your credability redeem your self or give it up your done. PEOPLE WILL VIEW YOU AS A COMIC WRITER.
How completely stupid can they be? Shoot a laser at them if you want to be a paranoid SOB stuck on your own sense of self importance. Don't shoot something that will take TWO DAYS to get to them just for them to execute a, speed of light, lateral maneuver to slide out of the way. Someone please get the aliens on the phone and tell them we were just kidding and to please not blow us to Venus for being STUPID!
I believe that have alien but don't believe what you wrote here, I am waiting to see alien, NASA never talking about ALIEN ATTACK. have no idea where you got this information to wrote, it's Big lying on cyber.
I can’t wait to see Frank Lake’s excuses as to why there was no contact or attack. Here some he might use.
1. We destroyed the alien ship and the other two ran in terror of our superior intellect. The people of earth won’t be told of our victory though.
2. The aliens found us a worthy opponent got scared and went straight past us.
3. They had a talk with world leaders over tea and biscuits and we are now friends (of course we won’t hear about it).
4. We had a big fight and lost. The world leaders asked them not to let the people of earth know about their existence in exchange for recourses.
5. There was an attack and we won if you was looking up towards the moon at the time you would have seen 3 bright flashes as their ships exploded.
6. Ha ha fooled you, there is no alien attack.
Come on people think of some more he might come up with and post them.
I hear they turned back because they found out that contrary to popular belief we taste terrible-no matter how much gravy you serve.
Or they could say batboy flew into the ships and beat up all of the aliens and sent the ships on a new course straight into the sun…. XD
Dude, the confirmed reports say that the aliens landed in in China and the indonesian sea. Maybe the aliens aren't interested in the USA. Not yet anyway.
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it will interesting to see what the exuses will be