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BIRDS FALL FROM LOUISIANA SKY


LABARRE, LA  — Thousands of dead dropped form the sky in Pointe Coupee Parish on Monday.

Louisiana State biologists are examining the estimated 50,000 red-winged dead blackbirds and starlings that dropped onto La. 1 just down the road from Pointe Coupee Central High School.

The discovery of the dead birds — some of which were lying face down, clumped in groups, while others were face up with their wings outstretched and rigid legs pointing upward — comes just three days after more than 30,000 blackbirds rained down from the sky in Beebe, Ark.

Necropsies performed Monday on the birds in Arkansas showed the birds suffered internal injuries that formed blood clots leading to their deaths, The Associated Press reported.

WWN can confirm the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has identified the cause of the bird deaths – aliens.  UFOs were spotted over Arkansas right before the blackbirds died a few days ago, and there were numerous reports of UFOs near Poine Coupee Parish on Monday.

“Alien spaceships have never attacked life on earth – before now.  We are concerned and the U.N. is taking this seriously and trying to make contact with the alien spaceships, which we believe come from Planet Zeeba,”  said Extraterrestrial specialist, U.S. military commander, James Bellanca.

In Louisiana, biologists with the state Department of Wildlife and Fisheries spent part of the day Monday scooping up some of the birds in Pointe Coupee Parish to be sent for testing at the CIA laboratory in Langley, VA.

The remaining carcasses were still on the roadway, on the shoulder and in drainage ditches Monday afternoon as some motorists sped past, flattening birds lying in the roadway, while other drivers slowed down to gawk.

State and federal authorities are already covering up the alien attack.  A government spokesperson explained the bird deaths this way, “Underlying disease, starvation and cold fronts where birds can’t get their body heat up have caused similar occurrences in various species over the years.”

However, WWN could find no record of massive dead bird droppings in the history of the United States.

Some in the federal government tried to explain the deaths away with wild notions, “it’s possible that there was a massive bird suicide over Louisiana,” said Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary.

The truth is that there have been numerous reports of UFOs and numerous alien sightings over the last five months.  The U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has repeatedly said that there is an alien invasion underway and will last until 2015.   The bird massacre is just the beginning.