CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION!
TOLEDO, OH – A hidden consequence of the viral outbreak that nobody is talking about is happening right underneath our noses. Vampires are silently suffering an agonizing final death as … READ MORE
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HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS!
WHEN TOLD OF HIS MISTAKE, HE RESPONDS: “I THOUGHT IT SEEMED WEIRD…BUT, WITH TRUMP?” Police in Lemming, Arizona fielded a phone call from furloughed math teacher Ambrose Bisonette asking why … READ MORE