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CURFEW DEVASTATING VAMPIRE POPULATION!

April 9, 2020 by Dunwich Dundorfer

TOLEDO, OH – A hidden consequence of the viral outbreak that nobody is talking about is happening right underneath our noses. Vampires are silently suffering an agonizing final death as … READ MORE

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HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS!

April 8, 2020 by Brick Rivers

WHEN TOLD OF HIS MISTAKE, HE RESPONDS: “I THOUGHT IT SEEMED WEIRD…BUT, WITH TRUMP?” Police in Lemming, Arizona fielded a phone call from furloughed math teacher Ambrose Bisonette asking why … READ MORE

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