TOLEDO, OH – Thousands of dead walleye fish have been washing up on shores of Lake Erie.
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SYNCHRONIZED GOLDFISH
SHANGHAI – A Chinese magician is under attack by animal rights groups for his synchronized goldfish act!
GIANT SQUIDS KILL FISHERMEN
LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.
DEAD FISH IN ARKANSAS!
ARKANSAS- Thousands of birds fell from the Arkansas sky and now… over 300,000 drum fish are dead.
FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH
WASHINGTON – The FDA on Monday approved genetically engineered Frankenfish – half man, half salmon.
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
