Skip to content

Weekly World News

HEADLINES
FREE SUBSCRIPTION
SHOP
ALIENS
MUTANTS
- Zombies
- Bigfoot
- Phd Ape
- Bat Boy
- Vampires
- Manigator
BAT BOY
GREATEST PEOPLE!
PRESS
ABOUT
- CONTACT

HEADLINES
FREE SUBSCRIPTION
SHOP
ALIENS
MUTANTS
- Zombies
- Bigfoot
- Phd Ape
- Bat Boy
- Vampires
- Manigator
BAT BOY
GREATEST PEOPLE!
PRESS
ABOUT
- CONTACT

elf union

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bernard madoff, bernie madoff, christmas, elf union, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, norad, norad santa, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers

NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

December 18, 2022December 18, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags christmas, congress, elf union, norm coleman, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers, washington d.c.

Popular posts:

HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
PLANET NIBiRU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!

©2026 Weekly World News