DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE!

Science from the Sea! For months, scientists have been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus that has raged across the country and the planet. “We’ve been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus,” said Dr. Joy Martin, a senior fellow at the National Institute for Virological Research, “that has raged … READ MORE

DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR

He Likes Ike! A trio of friends out fishing on the Atlantic Ocean recently spotted something that only one of them had ever seen before—a dolphin wearing a campaign hat and button. The adult male dolphin was sporting a straw boater and an “I Like Ike” pin. He also had, clutched between his teeth, a … READ MORE

TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN

They flipped for each other! TAMPA, FL – 28-year-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer at Ocean Realm, recently requested two weeks off to go on her honeymoon. A discerning dater, Susan met her husband while working together at the world-famous marine park. “I’ve never been so happy,” said Wright. “I was always worried I’d … READ MORE