Democratic Primary

BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!

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And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again.  On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus … READ MORE

BLOOMBERG VICTORY REWARD?!

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HIS LAST PITCH? PLANS TO GIVE EVERY CITIZEN $5,000 IF ELECTED Channeling Herbert Hoover’s election playbook, Mayor Michael Bloomberg pledged today to pay $5,000 in cash to “each and every citizen of the United States if I am elected as President.” The pledge marks a radical change in strategy for the billionaire’s campaign which has … READ MORE