ALTURAS, CA – A frazzled, young government researcher says she’s sick and tired of caring for the baby Bigfoot who was captured by scientists – because the squalling, rambunctious furball is a brat!
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Fossett, Earheart, Hoffa in Bermuda Love Triangle
NBC's "The Office" Busted For Subliminal Messages
BURBANK, CA – The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) issued fines to NBC and producers of “The Office” for injecting subliminal messages into the show. The screen shot from an episode last Spring above shows a monitor promoting Zorock, an alien candidate for this year’s election of a new Galactic Overlord.
Rat Girl Discovered!
“This is just as astounding as when Bat Boy was found in a West Virginia cave,” declared Norton Timmins of The Scientific Journal of Extreme Oddities
Nude Women to Protect San Francisco
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
Drums Attack!
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”