NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.
MAN CHARGED WITH MURDERING COMPUTER
MUMBAI – In one of the most controversial cases in legal history, a man is being charged with murder for destroying a computer.
OREGON BEER TAX HIKE PROTEST
PORTLAND, OR – After a 1,900% tax hike was proposed to help the state budget, Oregon residents have protested by dumping beer into the Portland harbor.
SPACE AGE FASHION WEEK
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Fashion Week in New York City and some of the world’s greatest designers have descended on Bryant Park to show off their work.
DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.
YOUR JOB SEARCH ENDS HERE!
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NADYA SULEMAN’S WEBSITE HACKED
LOS ANGELES, CA – Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman launched a website to solicit donations for her family, but it was immediately hacked by a group of vigilante mothers!
ANGRY WHALE DESTROYS BRIDGE
OSLO – A massive, 40-ton whale roared toward the freedom of the open sea, and destroyed a half-mile bridge that stood in its way.
FATHERS AGAINST MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING
WASHINGTON, DC – Fathers all over the nation are uniting under the slogan “I drive better when I’ve had a few.”