Howard Stern has proven to be a monster hit with America’s Got Talent, so NBC has decided to replace Jay Leno with Stern.
BIEBER BUSTED!
Superstar Justin Bieber was arrested for “assault and battery” of a paparazzo after he refused to be photographed while on a date with Selena Gomez.
BEE STORM!
A swarm of 200,000 bees took over a small town in England. Thousands of residents are on the run!
MADONNA SINGS IN BETHLEHEM
Madonna arrived in Israel and kicked off her hotly anticipated world tour with a star-studded concert in Bethlehem.
MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY
LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done photo spread for Playboy!
ALIENS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! (UPDATE)
Three giant alien spaceships are getting closer Earth! They are on track to strike Earth on November 27th, 2012.
THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!
Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.
REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
CAVEMAN FLUTE
Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.