LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.



  1. Charles was a terrible person too the Mother of his two sons. When the Queen allowed their marriage it was shocking to see that ugly mean woman on the royal family after all the damage she caused and Charles was just as bad, hopefully when he meets out God he will go to hell. Yes Diana had issues but any woman would having too be so young and her husband sneeking around with this terrible woman, even I'm the church during their wedding.

  2. Judge not least YOU be judged. It seems the entire family is very happy, they have all been through a rough time,give them the happiness and peace they deserve. Don't go to Great Britain they love the royals ALL OF THEM.

  3. if she is truly pregnant, why is it not on the national news! huh, ever thought of that. besides, she would be a terrible mother. with her"future kids", i just hope they look alot like Willam and have a hard time on their mother. she could never handle motherhood. she is too demanding, wants everything done her way, not Will's way. if she is oh so lonely, she should have married a local man, who will be around all the time. all i have to say is god be with William and her future children.

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