PIFFARD, NY – An abbey of monks in upstate New York have begun selling their homemade bread to the world!
Month: November 2009
VATICAN HOSTS ALIEN CONFERENCE
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!
LARRY KING CARRIE PREJEAN
NEW YORK, NY – Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night to promote her new book, and almost walked off!
OBAMA'S FOX NEWS INTERVIEW
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will finally give an interview to Fox News. Both he and the station are preparing for the imminent showdown.
ILLEGAL SPACE ALIENS
HOLBROOK, AZ – A group of 21 aliens has taken refuge in the heart of the Petrified Forest National Park – and they’re asking President Obama for asylum!
CHARLA NASH
CLEVELAND, OH – The victim of this year’s infamous chimp attack has finally revealed her face to the public.
MICHAEL JACKSON SEANCE
LONDON – TV channel Sky One broadcast a live seance where the host tried to contact Michael Jackson’s ghost!
STEVEN TYLER LEAVING AEROSMITH
HANOVER, NH – Steven Tyler is leaving Aerosmith. He is doing so after losing a duel with Joe Perry.
ED ANGER SAYS: "THANK YOU, VETERANS!"
Today is Veteran’s Day, when we take a minute between 50% off mattress sales and Hitler Channel marathons to remember all the brave men who fought for America!