BRISTOL, CT – A very popular commentator for ESPN wishes he could hit the rewind button and take back his ill-advised comments!
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APOLO OHNO AND BODE MILLER OLYMPIC SCANDAL
VANCOUVER – Apolo Ohno and Bode Miller have broken records and shocked experts with their Olympic performances. Mutating gamma radiation is suspected to have been used.
CURLING HIPSTERS
BROOKLYN, NY – Curling soars in popularity and has become the new trend among the hippest of America’s youth!
TIGER WOODS PRESS CONFERENCE
ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods will finally come out of hiding and break his silence. For a solid five minutes!
DREW BREES ON OPRAH
NEW YORK, NY – Drew Brees has been on cloud 9 ever since winning the Super Bowl. But his appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show brought some comedy to his achievement!
ZACH WINDOM
GULFPORT, MS – One Gulfport High School soccer player forgot his sportsmanship book at home!
BROOKLYN DECKER
NEW YORK, NY – Sports Illustrated has revealed its cover girl for the coveted Swimsuit issue!