RESTON, VA – Is this the worst UFO video ever? When even the person who shot the video thinks it’s something else, you have to wonder…
Aliens
HERMINIIMONAS GLACIEI REVIVED
PITTSBURGH, PA – A tiny bacterium taken from a Greenland ice sheet has been revived and studied, further fueling theories of potential alien life.
OUTER SPACE MISSIONARIES
VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
TONY AWARDS 2009 WINNERS
Greetings Sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador of all things epicurean, Mygar. Once again it falls upon me to relay news of the artistic world, this time the Tony Awards.
JELLYFISH CROP CIRCLE
LONDON – An 600-foot long crop circle in the shape of a jellyfish has appeared at an English farm.
ALIENS HELPED INDIANS BEAT CUSTER
BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred –
FOUR-INCH ALIEN FOUND IN PAKISTAN
KARACHI – A video of the burnt body of a four-inch “alien” has been circulating on the Internet. Is it real?
WERE YOU AN ALIEN IN A PAST LIFE?
Over 25 million Americans have lived on another planet, a top sociologist says, and now there’s a simple test to reveal if you are one of them!
REAL ALIENS STAR IN SCI-FI MOVIE
CARLSBAD, NM – Film director Dan Parnish says the new science-fiction movie he’s shooting will be the most realistic one ever made.
EARTH’S TWIN FOUND
HOUSTON, TX – Amazed scientists have discovered two new planets 1,300 light-years away, and one of them is the exact twin of Earth in every detail.