New ape species discovered in Colorado. LAKE COUNTY, CO – After hiking to the summit of Mount Elbert, zoologist Jeff Sanders knew his career was made when he saw a very unusual primate overturning large stones, looking for grubs to eat. “The creature was about three feet tall,” said Sanders. “It had a humanoid face … READ MORE
…and the sushi chefs came over from Japan! Startling new research reveals that Jesus and his disciples feasted on sushi at the Last Supper – and it was made on the spot by top Japanese sushi chefs. And while the majority of the sushi was spicy salmon rolls, tuna rolls. and California rolls, archaeologist Dr. … READ MORE
THE CELEBRITY COUPLE WAS SEEN IN MALIBU ON VALENTINE’S DAY! HOLLYWOOD, CA – Publicists for Miley Cyrus confirmed to Weekly World News that she is now dating Bigfoot. The wild man of the woods, however, is not making any comments about his new relationship. Since Miley Cyrus broke up with Liam Hemsworth, she has been … READ MORE
TOKYO – Fishermen on their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms! Japanese broadcaster TBX said the first hunt of the season took place in the town of Taiji on Tuesday. Local citizens celebrate the dolphin hunt, which is an annual tradition. The fishermen are from a Japanese town that was once … READ MORE
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Forget the scandal about love-struck astronauts on earth. Rumors of improper fraternization in space originally brought sharp denials from NASA. But after Weekly World News pressed NASA, they finally admitted that the couple did hook-up. “It’s true that a male and female astronaut had relations on the International Space Station,” acknowledged … READ MORE
JOPLIN, MO – Seven-year-old Kirsten Robbins made history last weekend. She spent several frightful nights defending herself and her five-year-old brother against The Boogeyman. It looked like she would cower under the covers like so many before her, but instead, Kirsten decided to fight back. She fought the boogeyman and she won! It is the … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – The latest Washington sex scandal makes the Presidential Impeachment trial look like an innocent game of spin the bottle. At least 46 top politicians – including Sen. Bob Menendez, Sen Lindsay Grahan, and Congresswoman Lucy Williams – have reportedly had flings with the world’s first Bigfoot hooker! And shockingly, the sexy Sasquatch, … READ MORE
Weekly World News has learned that Russian President, Vladimir Putin will be joining the campaign of Donald J. Trump for the 2020 election. In the coming weeks, the two men will be making joint appearances in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, New Mexico, and Minnesota. UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR TRUMP Putin told this reporter (at a bar in … READ MORE
A woman has given birth to an amazing Reindeer Boy who sports a pair of antlers! The cuddly infant, appropriately named Rudolph is now seven months old. Despite a prominent set of pointy antlers sprouting from his head, he is in perfect health. His doctors in Nome, Alaska feel that he can have a normal … READ MORE
Monk Snaps! Screams at his bell for 3 days straight. GALLOWAY, SCOTLAND – There was some monk mayhem at the Kagyu Samye Ling Monastery when Ian Blanton had a breakdown while meditating. Blanton went on a three-day rant, destroying pillows, bells, and incense holders as he demanded to talk to someone – “anyone.” Blanton had … READ MORE