PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.
THE JESUS BOULDER
The Jesus Boulder – a giant stone boulder – was found beneath the waters of the Sea of Galilee in Israel.
Frank Lake
AMANDA BYNES SUES THE UNITED STATES
Amanda Bynes has filed a lawsuit in Federal court claiming the United States government is plotting to “get her.”
PUTIN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. in 2016!
Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.
TIM TEBOW SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
Tim Tebow was cut by the New York Jets, but is now going to play baseball for the Los Angeles Angels.
PRESIDENT OBAMA GETS A TATTOO
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
THE MOONSHINE DIET
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
AL GORE BUYS 20 OIL WELLS
After selling his Current TV to Al Jazeera, Al Gore bought oil wells in the Gulf of Mexico.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.