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OBAMA RESIGNS!

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WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS ***  President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!

President Barack Obama has shocked the nation! He called the White House Staff into the Oval Office and announced that he is going to resign as President of the United States.  He has conceded the election to Mitt Romney.

The President has notified the broadcast networks that he wants to address the nation Friday (October 5th) night at 8pm.  With the faltering economy, the potential overturning of Obamacare, his low approval level and after his devastating loss to Mitt Romney in the first Presidential debate – with dwindling donors –  he has decided to call it quits.

President Obama faces numerous challenges at home and abroad.  The economy is getting worse and everything he does seems to make it worse.  Many in the White House feel that the President has fallen into a deep depression.  There are rumors that he started taking Prozac last week.

He also does not feel that he has the experience on foreign policy to handle the ongoing conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan as well as the new  military action in Libya in addition to the turmoil in the Middle East.

But the President will seek to immediately calm Americans.

“I know that Joe Biden will be more than capable of stepping into the Presidency.  He already is putting together his new cabinet,”  President Obama told his staff.   “Joe can hold the fort until Mitt takes over in January.”

White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, would not comment, but said that the President will be “perfectly clear about his resignation tonight.”

Joe Biden was unavailable, but WWN talked to members of Biden’s staff, who say Biden is confident that he can handle all the challenges facing the country.  “Joe is an expert on foreign policy.  He knows he can deal effectively and swiftly with all military conflicts around the world.”

Rumors are that Biden may appoint Hillary Clinton as his Vice President.  Further rumors have Joe Biden resigning in August, which would make Hillary President and put her in position to easily win re-election in November of 2012.

Events are progressing rapidly.  Check back with WWN, for an update!

Here’s our new President and VP!

68 Responses to “OBAMA RESIGNS!”

  1. ron says:

    you gotta be kidding joe biden couldnt run anything let along this country. from a commie to an idiot

  2. bite me says:

    Americans are suckers, They should make him do a full 8 yr. term. We already have 4 ex presidents sponging off our tax dollars and ailing economy living the life on lavish retirements.

  3. Rush Limpboy says:

    Yeah we all know how Bush created such a surplus during his term. And how his oil buddies were the ones making decisions on which country to invade (Iraq).
    And didn't bush look so intelligent sitting there reading to kindergartners that stupid book with that deer in the headlights look when his Secret Service Agents told him the country was being attacked. They actually had to go tell him a 2nd time because the idiot had no clue what to do.

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  5. Kit says:

    Resign one can only dream!

  6. Joel Arpin says:

    That's funny, a President with the first double digit lead in history this late in the political season. That's like the Chicago Bears throwing in the towel to the New England Patriots in the 1985 Superbowl with 5 mins left in the game…hahahahahahahahahahah,,,(inhale)…hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…(inhale)….hahahahahahahahaha

  7. Frank Earnest says:

    This fast and furious President won't resign. He has to bankrupt the USA first

  8. Muange kyalo says:

    Barack obama holds our world at his fists,restore the world before any action,we look at you for our fulture. the worlds fulture looks dim; nuclear weapons,political turmoils, glogal reccesion, terror threats,environmental pollution,………….

  9. Joey says:

    Yeah, right, when donkeys fly…

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  12. simon says:

    I will accept Obama resgination in 08/01/2012 till 08/02/2012 because he is not capable to lead.
    I like him personaly, but we need to put food on the table
    and not to be shameful to my family, I do not have

  13. concerned says:

    We don’t want them either we want to get people for america in they are not for our nation they helped bring it down get all of them that are in out our fake government sucks they are evil get all of them out and arrest them they have used our troops they have robbed the people of america they work with the actors it is an evil club open your eyes people

  14. Very informative read out dude. I'm simply impressed with this type of activities of Obama. I'm looking forward to read more about it. Thanks

  15. Geo says:

    Oh well, there goes my Chia-bama

  16. zerowolfe says:

    the prozac remark is close..he is taking ambien to counter a deep depression…his behavior is close to delusional now…his wife makes things 50 times worse with her crazy observations…poor guy is on suicide watch after last night when massa mitt beat the skinny house n…..for being “uppity”.

  17. John says:

    This sounds like bull

  18. Steve says:

    I've noticed that the news presented on this site reflect popular wishes more than reality :D

  19. Eagle says:

    if only we could be so blessed.

  20. Rich says:

    Obama, Biden, Hilary and a host of others are ready to move into to new underground bunkers at area 51, you can read about here and watch a short mainstream news video. They are expecting a pandemic sometime this year!
    You can watch a mainstream news short video showing that they are putting massive underground bunkers in Nevada close to area 51. They are doing this because the government expects some type of pandemic. You can read about it here and watch video http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/04/area-51-

  21. hank freid says:

    I will accept Obama resgination in 08/01/2012 till 08/02/2012 because he is not capable to lead.
    I like him personaly, but we need to put food on the table

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  23. Anthony J says:

    I hope to God this is true, he's destroying this once-great nation. But it sounds a little fishy 2 me

  24. @undefined says:

    RON PAUL WINS THE ELECTION ITS IN THE BIBLE EZIEKEL SAW A WOOL HAIR MAN IN A PLANE AND GOD SAY HE USE HERB TO HEAL NATION THAT RON PAUL HES A DOCTOR,ARMY HERO,AUTHOR,CONGRESSMAN,BUSINESSMAN,AUTHOR,PAUL HAS MILLIONS IN HIS RALLIES AND CEO OVERSTREET BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY SAY HE WRITE RON PAUL IN OFFICE..PAUL WINS BY SYLIVIA BROWN STATES,OBAMA RESIGNS OR WILL BE IN TROUBLE SOON THERE PROOF ON HIM BY DT THAT MESS OBAMA UP,ROMNEY RESIGNS CAUSE OF TAX EVASION,RON PAUL WINS BY WRITE IN VOTES.GOD HAND IS USED IN BIBLE,WEBBOT PREDICTS RON PAUL WIN,BIBLE CODE,VOTES FOR OBAMA AND ROMNEY ARE VOIDED SOON…WE WILL HAVE PRIME MINISTERS NOW ON AND A PARLIMENT PEOPLE GOVERNMENT SYLIVA BROWN STATES…RON PAUL HAVE MILLIONS WHOM RALLY IN HIS DEBATES SEE YOUTUBE AND ON JAY LENO HES CHEERED FOR AND BEGGED TO RUN BY LENO.

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    Ron Paul Wins See The Bible Hes In It Also Romney And Obama Is Mabus By Nostradamus Both Resign Soon And Ron Paul Wins By Write In Votes AS Ceo Overstreet owner said he write him in and millions will do it…Obama And Romney Votes Are Voided by god hand soon….weds oct 31 2012 or early obama resigns to not get in trouble also romney resigns soon for tax evasion….write in votes beats all indies and gary johnson elected ron paul vice president and a parliment government is formed by we the people whom made this statement to the world…billions of dollars dont by my vote or yours thats wasted cash by obama and romney…rick santorum endorses ron paul he say i expected the other canidate to beated romney on dave letterman he was asked he say thats too much cash spent on election back in old days no one had this kind of money…Obama resigns soon,this why joe biden is happy he take over for a few months…….if i was obama i been resigned and get my pension 400,000us a year and write books and take care of my family out of the spotlight and move to alaska not be in politics anymore….been let joe biden took over…

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