WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
President Barack Obama has shocked the nation! He called the White House Staff into the Oval Office and announced that he is going to resign as President of the United States. He has conceded the election to Mitt Romney.
The President has notified the broadcast networks that he wants to address the nation Friday (October 5th) night at 8pm. With the faltering economy, the potential overturning of Obamacare, his low approval level and after his devastating loss to Mitt Romney in the first Presidential debate – with dwindling donors – he has decided to call it quits.
President Obama faces numerous challenges at home and abroad. The economy is getting worse and everything he does seems to make it worse. Many in the White House feel that the President has fallen into a deep depression. There are rumors that he started taking Prozac last week.
He also does not feel that he has the experience on foreign policy to handle the ongoing conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan as well as the new military action in Libya in addition to the turmoil in the Middle East.
But the President will seek to immediately calm Americans.
“I know that Joe Biden will be more than capable of stepping into the Presidency. He already is putting together his new cabinet,” President Obama told his staff. “Joe can hold the fort until Mitt takes over in January.”
White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, would not comment, but said that the President will be “perfectly clear about his resignation tonight.”
Joe Biden was unavailable, but WWN talked to members of Biden’s staff, who say Biden is confident that he can handle all the challenges facing the country. “Joe is an expert on foreign policy. He knows he can deal effectively and swiftly with all military conflicts around the world.”
Rumors are that Biden may appoint Hillary Clinton as his Vice President. Further rumors have Joe Biden resigning in August, which would make Hillary President and put her in position to easily win re-election in November of 2012.
Events are progressing rapidly. Check back with WWN, for an update!
Here’s our new President and VP!
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Obama knew the best, and the shows how good he is. Thats a good decision, he have no solutio.
Obama knew the best, and the shows how good he is. Thats a good decision, he have no solutio, indeed Obama is a good leader.
Obama knew the best, this shows how good he is. Thats a good decision, he have no solution, indeed Obama is a good leader.
That is one Obama speech I will watch-not dive for the mute button.
APRIL FOOLZ GUYZ
Lol april foolz suckers
Guys, it isn't an April Fools joke… it's typical of this site. Have you looked around at all? Most news sites don't have an "Aliens" or "Mutants" category, do they?
This has to be an April Fool's joke. That or Obama has finally gone crazy.
People believe this stuff? Americans are so gullible.I'm learning not to be.
I wish it were true.
Why does this weekly print almost nothing but lies?
You… you're kidding, right? They have a section devoted to Mutants, and one to Aliens. The mascot is BatBoy. This is a JOKE news site.
I really hope you're joking. WWN has always been just satirical and fake news, has been for the 30+ years it's existed.
WWN does not lie. NBC lies. I have read on other websites that Obama has been planning his resignation.
OH ,MY GOD
Here’s our new President and VP!
At this stage Obama shouldn't resign. Obama should face the situation.
I'm glad he is re-signing, because he was not quilified in the first place to even run this country. Obama had a slogan, and ran with it. And won the hearts of all americans, who were so niaeve to believe it. Maybe this country can make a better decision on our next president, maybe think a little bit!!!
Wwn is the best great entertanment
being President will interfere with his debut on Dancing with the Stars.
Well if August was his resignation date it has long passed and he's still out there thumping for re-election so whoever wrote this article is full of BS!!! How do these people get away with publishing these unsubstantiated lies?? As much as I wish this was true I wish even more we could go back to some form of responsible reporting, sheesh!!!
OBUMA'S RESIGNATION IS IMMINENT/ ALL YOU OBUMINITES READ AND WEEP, SOB. SOB…. http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=368645#ixzz1dwxPPygX
I've heard from reliable sources that Obama has not yet resigned but intends to early in the new year. He will then join the republican party. He has very strong backers for this move and intends to announce his nomination for the republican presidential candidate. Both Rick Perry and Michele Bachman have given their tacit support so far : and Sarah Palin is negotiating with him, to be his running mate. A smart move on his part. Hillary is excited as she can now run for president with her dream team- Hillary, CO ,Bill VP and Chelsea as Sec State. Keep this under your hat peeps.
This story was stolen from a much funnier satire piece on the Daily Rash. Too bad Weekly World News isn't original. http://www.thedailyrash.com/obama-resigns-will-fo…
Weekly World News is very original. I doubt if they stole the story. But I agree that the Rash story is funnier. Good site, actually.
OMG I AM SO HAPPY
NO MORE SCREWING OUR COUNTRY OVERRRRRRR
Tongue in cheek I suspect. If you want to make it happen, remember Obama's a Chicago politician. Offer the S.O.B. money and he's yours!
I can understand if he couldnt clean up the mess Bush left, but what gets me is that he only made it worse.