LIJANG, CHINA - Three alien spaceships landed on earth today! Two in China and one in the Indonesian Sea.
Is Earth under attack?
WWN confirmed with the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials that three large alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed on earth today. According to eyewitnesses from the Kangean Island in the Bali Sea one large “purplish” spaceship appeared out of the sky and quickly dove into the sea, creating a large wave. There were over two hundred witnesses that confirmed the spaceship sighting.
The first spaceship did not resurface again.
Here’s a shot from the Kangean Island in the Bali Sea. The ship went down approximately five miles from this spot:
Meanwhile, two other spaceships came streaking across the Chinese sky and seemed to be headed for a fiery crash into Mainland China, but the ships suddenly, and miraculously, landed in a field outside Lijang, China. Thousands of Chinese reported the sighting to local authorities and the Chinese government sent troops to the area.
According to witnesses from Lijang, an ancient city in the northwest of Yunnan Province in China, the massive ship remained stationary for several hours, then there were several large booms. “It seem like a big energy force came from the ships, and went off in many directions. It scared my whole family,” said Yan Hu of Lijang. “My family all huddle in our house and wait to die, but when we look up the ships were gone.”
Here’s the town near where the ships landed:
Where did the ships go?
“These ships are from Planet Gootan and are behaving in a manner that we predicted,” said Dr. John Malley, head of the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials. “They have landed on earth and are now setting up base. We believe that the energy forces that the locals reported, were actually Gootan soldiers exiting the spaceships and spreading out to all parts of the world. We are very concerned.”
WWN spoke to our sources and they seemed very concerned. “We thought that perhaps this was not going to happen, or perhaps we were all misinterpreting the data, but we can confirm that three alien spaceships landed on earth today. It’s very exciting, but we are very cautious.”
Vladmir Putin spoke on a conference call to world leaders, including President Hu Jintao of China. Putin said he would be sending a battalion of Russian soldiers to Lijang to investigate. President Obama has taken a back seat on the alien invasion, allowing the Russians and Chinese to take the lead on the defense of the earth.
The Gootans have landed!!! And the attack has begun!….
WWN will keep its readers updated… please keep alert and please report any Gootan sightings in the comments section.
We are the only news source reporting on the attack and will do our best to keep our reports online before the U.S. government takes it down.





HAHAHA! The last photo is from Fallout: New Vegas! weeklyworldnews, you are idiots!
[...] puntata della parodia del WWN. Sono atterrati e l’attacco è iniziato! Una delle tre astronavi è atterrata in mare, al largo delle isole Kangean nell’arcipelago [...]
they flew just over my head on monday! what is the situation like now?
That you are a complete and utter f nugget
Ha-ha this is a big BIIIGGG…….nonsense.Are they mad to write about this…..
OMG STOP SCARE PEOPLE ABOUT SOME UFO… THERE IS NOOOO ALLIENS INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I don't think this is real. Firstly, do you really think that China of all countries would release this sort of information and allow citizens to talk to the press about it. Secondly, I don't think the UN has a panel for extraterrestrials… The only references I can find of any such panel all come from this newspaper (which I believe to be a pile of crap). Thirdly… The planet Gootan? C'mon! That's gotta raise questions, what the HELL is the planet Gootan and how do they know that these spacecraft have come from there? A planet that doesn't exist. My last point (but trust me, I could make many more) is that Obama takes a ''back seat'' and leaves the Russians in charge on the earths defense and researching a spacecraft that could hold materials and technology worth billions to trillions of dollars. The yanks, give it to Russia… C'MON!!!! Who ever wrote this article is my kinda guy, he is exploiting the weak minded knowing that people believe all that they read and spread the word like wild fire. This is CLEARLY a hoax and I would think that if your seriously interested in stuff from outta space (which I believe in fully, don't get me wrong) then you to learn to tell the difference between a badly written hoax and true encounters.
Buddy, none of the articles published in this paper are real…. Its meant to be a bit of fun….Do you honestly think The WWN is a reliable source of information!? Its for shits and giggles mate!
They are everywhere now. I saw them last night and today. Let them do their works. Even they are here but everything will be okay. New world.
really… Gootan? LOL
To see the most recent UFO sightings go to
http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2011/11/ufo-sigh…
The evidence that we are being visited is overwhelming and to some extent irrefutable!
Ma vi drogate dentro sto sito???
non è successo niente, nessuno ne parla, nelle località citate nessuno dice e scrive niente. Perchè insistete su cose non accadute, e con tanto di prove che non è successo nulla?
Avete preso una buca, ci avevate sperato, non è successo, ed ora basta!!!
Hope the alien from gootan kill all the director of WWN news..
Sure I enjoyed reading the nonsense about this stupid UFOs (at some point even hoped they dropped by) but REALLY WWN why the hell are you putting so much time in articles wich are actually nonsense and never EVER will come true…
SOMEWHERE in the universe are beings alive and well, all across the universe. BUT it is very likely the Earth is in some sort of quarantaine…
It’s ok! They are just migrant workers! There’s two of them in my backyard splitting firewood. All they want in exchange is a gallon of tap water.
why are you talking shit about immigrants
why are you talking
about immigrants
Wow! This is scaring, cos first we thought it was a joke. My annoyance is that i jst finished ma diploma certifate program in computer nd stil await ma testimonial. Then dis rubbish alien. Whali i go pure them hot water
show the people real pictures from Lijang, not from the movies and the rest…..if you want somebody to belive you……
Ah, it is WWN folks, of course it is a fake. That is what I like about WWN. Sounds like some of you are believing this. Oh wait, I think on ship just flew past my … OMG … it is happening … OMG people are dead everywhere … ah………………………………
why don`t you post photographs from Lijang if that is true?
can`t you see the most of people are laughing?
don`t destoy the page with that kind of nonsense!
This is a gag-news site meant for fun and entertainment. It's not real, even though it is fun to talk about and believe. If this were actually happening the entire world would know and it would be a big deal
My suport for comment!
Bird is right, the Gootanians are just looking for work. While on my lunch break, I saw three of them hanging out in front of a Home Depot. A guy in a pickup stopped near them, said something, and they scrambled into the back of his truck. They were wearing unbuttoned plaid shirts over t-shirts and they had dirty baseball caps on, but I could totally tell they were Gootanians by their purple skin and huge eyes.
thats right explain to us all !!!!!!!
you should write some novels, you are good!
they are call hardworkers not lazy like you couch potatoe
Did I mention I was on my lunch break? Should have been obvious that I was at work during the day and not on the couch. Please point out to me where I called the Gootanians "lazy" as I would like to respond. You comment is pretty ignorant and reactionary and speaks more about your opinion of the Gootanians than mine. Do you subconsciously think they are lazy?
Are you meaning about the Mexicans… Cause it does sounds like you are…
I noticed a few negros walking the streets of Boise today; Could they be the GOOTAN Invaders?
probably wont be any more info now from wwn as its fake
It is Nov. 30. No large scale attack yet.
so fake you no it is their just trying to make money
frnak u lied to all of us i know thiere is alienbs out there but when u lie to ppl to make money u sound like the govenmets of the world u are all kids and liars get it right or dont speak at all idiot
we know its lies now
case closed