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AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES

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DALLAS –   Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy American Airlines.  They accepted.  The new airline:  African-American Airlines.

The Texas-based AMR Corporation, the parent company of American Airlines, announced that the company filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, “in order to achieve a cost and debt structure that is industry competitive and thereby assure its long-term viability and ability to continue delivering a world-class travel experience for its customers.”

WWN has learned that wealthy actor-director Tyler Perry has made an attractive offer for American Airlines.  The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline.

“Mr. Perry made a bold and brilliant move… he is the smartest mogul in the country,” said a source close to American Airlines.  ”No other businessman would have the guts to try to bail out the biggest airline in the United States.”

Perry, the creator of the “Madea” character and the “House of Payne” sitcom, reportedly plans to rename American Airlines – African-American Airlines.  The new Perry run airline will be targeted to African-American passengers, but industry experts say that many white, asian and latino passengers will want to fly the airline, “just to be cool.”

Sources close to American Airlines said the sale to Perry is in the best interest of  the company and its shareholders.

Perry said he will not only be the CEO of the new airline, but he also will be the CFO, the COO, the CIO, the director of human sources and, of course, he will pilot many of the AAA flights.

American said it is operating normal flight schedules, honoring tickets and reservations, and making normal refunds and exchanges – during the transition period.

Perry reportedly said he will slowly implement new changes.  ”I want every flight to be a positive experience for all passengers and I hope to turn every flight into a morality play of sorts.”

How will Perry turn a flight into a morality play?  ”He hasn’t figured that out yet, but there will be a Madea character on every flight,” said Perry’s limo driver.

This will be Perry’s first airline, but sources say he plans to buy an airline every year for the next twenty years.

630 Responses to “AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES”

  1. Rhorho says:

    I'm very happy if this report is true. If it is, I will now be willing to fly with this airline!

  2. NEAL FIFI says:

    2 TYLER PERRY : I BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL MY HEART, AN IF THAT'S THE DIRECTION GOD HAS LEAD YOU IN; DON'T HESITATE 2 ACT ON GOD'S WORD. BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, YOU HAVE BEEN A BLESSING 2 ALOT OF AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE; SO, IT GOES 2 SHOW THAT GOD'S WORD IS REAL- WHEN PRAISES GO UP, BLESSINGS DO COMES DOWN !!! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART… THE DEACON- N.FIFI

  3. SexyDiva says:

    Why everything has to be A JOKE TO SOME PEOPLE. Why people just can't accept that this man is truly bless and making moves with the grace and mercy of god.

    • D.Ardell says:

      BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS SATIRE YOU FOOL! It's a joke because it IS a joke, like LITERALLY its a work of fiction (that means its not real).

  4. Karletha says:

    Mr. Perry, you are do simply AMAZING!!! You continue to inspire me.

    God Bless You,

    Karletha Ross – KC, MO

  5. naomi says:

    This doesn’t sound real. Even a quote or two don’t make sense.

    • Chris123 says:

      I agree…a $5 billion offer? This would make him about $3 billion richer than Oprah and as far as I know, she still holds the title as the richest celebrity, and then the name change doesn't sound real either.

  6. Pastor Ray Haggins says:

    May the lord saviour Jesuus guide your gay hands Tyler. You sngle handely made cross dressing men acceptable to the world. Now this? What’s next? Male undies with the ass out? Your So mighty Jehova! Mmmm Shando!

  7. marie sanon says:

    I never fly American Airlines before but if it's true that you are going to be the owner I'll be thrill to fly your Airline, I can't wait. Man don't listen to the negative respond keep doing what you doing may God Bless you to every you do, you are a God child, you have been a blessing to all lot of African American people,especially me when I feel down I just put one of your play I laugh and I feel fine thank you man I love your work and love you as a person,once again God Bless and may God continue to guide you

  8. Im Not Human says:

    Arab's are Not Going To Get A Chance To Blow An AAA Plane Up Now Black People Are Not Having It

  9. LOLITA FRANCOIS says:

    GOD BLESS YOU TYLER PERRY EVRYTHING HAPPEN FOR REASON KEEP IT UP GOD ON UR SIDE

  10. marvin says:

    This is bullshit. how is this brotha gonna buy an rntire airline and nobodu knew anything about it. white folks would have scrapped every single dime they had to make sure this black man had Absolutely not a chance in hell to obtain that much power. yall need to stop believing everything you hear. black people.. are we really this gullable..

  11. Joy April says:

    God bless yor soul Bro Terry!When God start blessing He just dont stop and we know what is of God will always stand.I loved the story about the women with the shoes!so precious! GB….South Africa

  12. Cassiopeia Waller says:

    Mr.Perry,GOD BLESS you on this endeavour! I always wanted to be in one of your plays but have aspirations of being a Flight Attendant also. I am currently a Senior in college and will graduate in December 2012. I would like to intern for employment and then gain employment after graduation. Follow me @BlazinBeauty12.

  13. Debra L. Noble says:

    I will believe it when I see the AAA on the planes and his face too.

  14. okello says:

    Some people don't have sense, or people just read the first paragraph and start commenting! I am a product of third-world education somewhere in Africa but I can tell a parody when I see one. Some people and getting upset by this as a legitmate news! Crazy :)

  15. taurai mavima says:

    Madea madea madea, eish Tyler Perry u are jst mo than an inspiration, evrytym i watch your movies i make it a point to quote smethin tht i use on a daily basis, ure not only changing lives in the US but even down here in Africa, im in Zimbabwe and trust me im goin to do wat it takes to make a diffrence here like u did there.. Much love..

  16. Gigitte says:

    Wow the hatred that exist come on peoPle if it’s true or not so what if he has obtain this airline it’s one less major cooperation the government has to bail out with our tax dollars!

  17. misd kakay says:

    If this is true, what are in the world this airline will take people to for example, Africa country ect

  18. Nicole says:

    If this is true well bless him. But I hope he doesn’t call that airline African American Airline.

  19. I hope its true people need to stop hatin fo real people never want to see black people doin good the white folk cant have everything and i love this man let him change lives of others damn Mr.Perry thanks for ur movies and plays and ur kind words and food for thought love u man when u comin to columbus ohio take care and be blessed happy holidays rockin into 2012

  20. Mitchy mitch says:

    I can smell the jokes but if it is real that will be the second big accomplishment after president Obama by an African American go Perry May God show u da way to light up AAA.

  21. Mitchy mitch says:

    I’m glad to see this posted real or fake if one of our black celebrities read this post they may end up make a push on making it become a reality. :) :):)

  22. Ruby Hopkins says:

    God bless you Tyler,it 's good to see a black man invest his money into something that will create jobs for the unemployed,most millinare buy jet for their personal use,glad that you are providing a service for others.

  23. Ruby Aleem-Merritt says:

    Oh, Thank God for blessing you so we are blessed too. So very proud of you. I brag like you are my own. May our Father continue to bless your creativity.

  24. Amina says:

    Congarads thank you for the birillant move mr brother Perry . I make all natural soap and more I would like to supply the airlines with all natural hand soap www. Pamperuandco.com. Thank you for your consideration

  25. Seb says:

    hes gunna rename it african american airlines and it will be directed for african americans to fly….people wonder why racism exists in the world

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