DALLAS – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
The Texas-based AMR Corporation, the parent company of American Airlines, announced that the company filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, “in order to achieve a cost and debt structure that is industry competitive and thereby assure its long-term viability and ability to continue delivering a world-class travel experience for its customers.”
WWN has learned that wealthy actor-director Tyler Perry has made an attractive offer for American Airlines. The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline.
“Mr. Perry made a bold and brilliant move… he is the smartest mogul in the country,” said a source close to American Airlines. ”No other businessman would have the guts to try to bail out the biggest airline in the United States.”
Perry, the creator of the “Madea” character and the “House of Payne” sitcom, reportedly plans to rename American Airlines – African-American Airlines. The new Perry run airline will be targeted to African-American passengers, but industry experts say that many white, asian and latino passengers will want to fly the airline, “just to be cool.”
Sources close to American Airlines said the sale to Perry is in the best interest of the company and its shareholders.
Perry said he will not only be the CEO of the new airline, but he also will be the CFO, the COO, the CIO, the director of human sources and, of course, he will pilot many of the AAA flights.
American said it is operating normal flight schedules, honoring tickets and reservations, and making normal refunds and exchanges – during the transition period.
Perry reportedly said he will slowly implement new changes. ”I want every flight to be a positive experience for all passengers and I hope to turn every flight into a morality play of sorts.”
How will Perry turn a flight into a morality play? ”He hasn’t figured that out yet, but there will be a Madea character on every flight,” said Perry’s limo driver.
This will be Perry’s first airline, but sources say he plans to buy an airline every year for the next twenty years.
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Do you people ever check anything out to see if it's true before you start running your mouth? That is a big big problem with black folks. You need to before you start throwing Gods' name around. There is no truth to this lie.
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I don't think Tyler Perry would like Alcoholics Anonymous Airlines! He used to fly around in Aeroforce One! Cuz he was the Lead Singer/Guitarist to AEROSMITH! But he looks nothing like Liv Tyler Perry his daughter. She has Vitiligo like Michael Jackson! That's why he never says anything about her!
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First sign of FAKE:” . The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline.”
Tyler doesn’t have $5billion dollars
2nd: No idiot would name any business that they expect to do well beginning with the name “African-American anything.
3rd: Perry will also pilot flights as well
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To EVERYONE saying negative comments: YOU MUST BE VERY MISERABLE, NOT TO MENTION DUMB AS F**K. ~clears throat~ Humanity started in AFRICA so before you go saying "Go back to Africa", you should really look into YOUR ancestry, not to mention HISTORY itself (not the lies in your textbooks). America does NOT belong to whites, the NATIVES where here FIRST. So technically, its still there land & we all should go home. BUT the article isn't about all of that. Its about some BOGUS story saying Tyler Perry paid 5 billion dollars for an Airline….5 billion dollars that I'm sure he only wished he had. This story is fake, and anyone who chooses to believe it deserves to be lied to.
Oh, Please.
Everyone knows that this is fake, RIGHT?