DALLAS – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
The Texas-based AMR Corporation, the parent company of American Airlines, announced that the company filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, “in order to achieve a cost and debt structure that is industry competitive and thereby assure its long-term viability and ability to continue delivering a world-class travel experience for its customers.”
WWN has learned that wealthy actor-director Tyler Perry has made an attractive offer for American Airlines. The offer, said to be near $5 billion dollars, was quickly accepted by the airline.
“Mr. Perry made a bold and brilliant move… he is the smartest mogul in the country,” said a source close to American Airlines. ”No other businessman would have the guts to try to bail out the biggest airline in the United States.”
Perry, the creator of the “Madea” character and the “House of Payne” sitcom, reportedly plans to rename American Airlines – African-American Airlines. The new Perry run airline will be targeted to African-American passengers, but industry experts say that many white, asian and latino passengers will want to fly the airline, “just to be cool.”
Sources close to American Airlines said the sale to Perry is in the best interest of the company and its shareholders.
Perry said he will not only be the CEO of the new airline, but he also will be the CFO, the COO, the CIO, the director of human sources and, of course, he will pilot many of the AAA flights.
American said it is operating normal flight schedules, honoring tickets and reservations, and making normal refunds and exchanges – during the transition period.
Perry reportedly said he will slowly implement new changes. ”I want every flight to be a positive experience for all passengers and I hope to turn every flight into a morality play of sorts.”
How will Perry turn a flight into a morality play? ”He hasn’t figured that out yet, but there will be a Madea character on every flight,” said Perry’s limo driver.
This will be Perry’s first airline, but sources say he plans to buy an airline every year for the next twenty years.
is this for real???
no, it's not real.
The only airline that you get mugged on the long dark walk down the hallway.It gets extremly busy at the first of da munt.They accept ACCESS.
oh shame on u !u ungrateful bastard he's saved e face of ur country u tool
Congrats to Mr. Perry! I am very happy for him and for what he has achieved in his life. This is an extraordinary event. I am proud of his achievements. I am also glad that he came in time to save American Airlines which is for all americans! it always has been. However, running an airline is very intricate, its not just in the name. It's important to keep your loyal passengers and clients, especially overseas clients and accounts.
You do realize this is a joke right? This is not true.
Business accounts and cargo are what keeps an airline running. Be careful, to keep the reputation and name of the airline. American Airlines is a major airlines that represents all americans, it represents the US when it lands in another country. It's part of our american history, and culture.
I am a black caribbean women. Please don't make this a racist or ethnic issue. In my opinion the name does not need to be changed. It's about maintaining and attracting more clients and bringing the airline to be the best it can be or be a #1 airline one day. This is not the time to choose name change and create an ethnic identity. American Airlines already has it's identity worldwide!.
I totatlly agree with you ! I think it would be a big mistake to change the name to AAA. As a black American, how would it sound to us if it was purchase by a white person and called
" White American Airlines" WE would be screaming rascism. Its time to wake up people and stop the divisive games!!
It shouldn't matter what color you or anyone else is. White or Caucasian American Airlines is a bit racist now, isn't it? Of course "China Town" has been a socially acceptable term for describing a locale. The airlines should represent all peoples, so to rename the airlines AAA is indeed funny like in a comedy central skit, but for reality it is ridiculous. News of this nature AUTOMATICALLY sends red flags regarding racist/ethnic issues, so no one is trying to make this news racist/ethnic. Again, it already comes with the territory–a territory that many are trying to improve, however, PRIDE eventually & has evidently gotten in the way yet again. In other words, all fantasies should not all become realities!
Black Men are saving the world!!!!???!!!!!! Obama now Perry
seriously i thot americans were mature enough not to judge a man by his colour but by the content of his character shame on y'all hu r hve written racist comments
ok so for those that took it seriously you got punked
lol…this was funny but the comments are funnier lol
p.s. check the other articles on site looool
To Ms. Caribbean now when the plane land in other countries Blacks in america will be repersented as well.It does matter, America has not repersent BLK Americans in a postive image & by your post you don’t either that’s why you don’t want name change. Don’t hate,it’s BLK Americans who make this a place of refuge for the world. We are the living Proof that things get better with time.
You go boi!!!!!!!
Thanks for ever to TP, He put a smile on our faces here on earth now the Skys will be be frendly for real! Hallelujer
Pray for those hatters, watch how God move them right out the way like Lay a way. hallelujer
I love it!! Tyler keep moving in the favor of God. And thanks for every message you put in your shows.
Great idea. Just think what would of happened to that punk Alec Baldwin if African American Airlines flight attendant Tamara Jordan had told him for the third time to turn off his damn phone. It would have been more like this "Look white boy, I done told your white ass to turn that damn phone off!! Don't make me have to smack the white off your ass." Phone would have been off and all would have been good.
You guys are so damn stupid. UGH its almost upsetting at the ignorance. What RELIABLE news story have you EVER read that was written like this? Not to mention the fucking "Aliens Abducts Cheerleader" story T-shirt right next to it………
all i can say is god is good all the time. you go tyler perry
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"God can and will make a way", just look what God has given us when he created Mr. Tyler Perry! There's not enough gratuity we can send you Mr. Perry, heck, you probably own all of that too!!! lol- Congratulations Mr. Perry (AKA: AAA Owner)
Quite a story….but, we would be targeted by the haters and who knows what would happen if AAA were only for
US!!!!
I hope this is a joke…
Chills are still going through my body….would had ever…thought in a million years…Perry you are BRILLANT!!
Great going Mr. Perry. Praise the Lord hallejuh we are free to do what ever makes us happy. God bless you.
great comment
LET GOD BE PRAISE
Love you Tyler Perry, you are a wonderful man doing great things. Wish you all the best in the world.
Nothing on this website is real. It's all a parody.
Almost all of the comments both advocating and criticizing this idea are vile, and you should all reconsider your contributions to society.
Am looking forward to the airline servicing Caribbean Routes all the way to Guyana and Suriname!…..God Bless mr. perry and his team…….