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HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT


WASHINGTON, DC -  Sources close to Hillary Clinton say  she will announce her run for President.

Hillary Clinton came to WWN Headquarters and told editors that she is livid about the downgrade of the U.S. Credit Rating.  “I’ve stood silent long enough.  I don’t think Obama is a leader and I know… I know I can do a much better job.  I am a true leader and… I am going to challenge Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination for the President of the United States.”

The White House was quick to deny the news, saying that as far as they knew Hillary Clinton is happy as Secretary of State and remains loyal to Barack Obama.

But, WWN has learned  that in recent weeks, Bill Clinton, has been meeting with democratic operatives in Washington and grass roots leaders early primary states of Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina.  Bill thinks this time around, Hillary can easily wrestle the nomination from a weakened Barack Obama.

“It’s her time.  The nation desperately needs Hillary.  The world desperately needs Hillary,” Bill Clinton told  WWN’s Frank Lake in phone interview last night.

Some cynical Republican consultants feel that this was the plan all along.  “They made a pact back in 2008.  Barack would serve one term and get Obamacare passed, then Hillary would serve two terms and pass the other elements of their progressive agenda. The plan is working perfectly.”

Sources close to Hillary said, however, that Hillary has not spoken to Barack Obama personally in over three weeks.  “Hillary feels that President Obama has moved dramatically to the center and abandoned the core progressive principles they both old dear.”

A quick Rasmussen poll of Democratic primary voters puts the race at 52% for Hillary and 45% for Obama with 3% undecided.

James Carville, Paul Begala and, surprisingly, Dick Morris, have all signed up to join the Hillary for President team.  2012 is going to be a wild  year.

Bill Clinton likes Hillary’s chances.  “Hillary is going to crush Obama.  And the country is going to get two for one.  We are back, baby.  We’re back!!”

Republicans and Tea Party Patriots are… very worried.  VERY worried.

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152 Responses to “HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT”

  1. karen says:

    Hillary Clinton for President! That sounds good to me.

  2. post says:

    Only and only republicans would vote for her, because she an …..like rest of them and a war criminal.

  3. SoS Clinton would never do that. Does anyone think the rightwing radicals would be any kinder to her than to Obama. They hate her more than him. She's served her country so let her rest or return to the Senate. This is pure bs.

  4. Patricia says:

    Please run for President!! This country is in trouble!! Cutting more and more of medicare benifits and medication, trying to cut in home care!! We need you to help the disabled and the regular working class. It is getting so hard for us. I trust you can help us!! This country is in so much trouble!!

  5. B. W. says:

    I dont like Romney, I really dont like Obama. I would vote for you over both of them. The media took out my rep. canidates, but you had my 2008 vote. Come back and beat Obama!

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  7. Keith W says:

    Hillary will make a great President . . . in 2016.

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