WASHINGTON - Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!
The leader of al Qaeda, the terrorist network behind the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States. U.S. officials said that their forces have the body of bin Laden. Officials said that the man, working with the CIA who killed Osama bin Laden was none other than:
Chuck Norris!
drawing by Zack Wallenfang
Chuck Norris led the charge into the bin Laden compound. He was firing his weapon, using all his martial arts skills to get past bin Laden’s guards.
“Chuck was incredible,” said CIA agent John Comito. “He took down about one hundred guards, and then he broke into the back room, cornered bin Laden and shot him in the head. Chuck was amazing!”
drawing by Zack Wallenfang
The Saudi-born zealot commanded an organization run like a rogue multinational firm, experts said, with subsidiaries operating secretly in dozens of countries, plotting terror, raising money and recruiting young Muslim men — even boys — from many nations to its training camps in Afghanistan.
But he was no match for Chuck Norris and the U.S.A.!!!
Hundreds of people arrived at the White House late Sunday night and chanted, “USA! USA! Chuck Norris. USA!” They then chanted, “Hey, hey, goodbye!” in reference to the demise of bin Laden and then spontaneously sang the national anthem.
This is roughly how it went down:
Here’s how he takes on many bad guys at once:
above drawing by Zack Wallenfang… check out his work here.
Tried to reach Chuck to congratulate him… but was told he's already swimming towards Libya…
umm… i think if you take another look , i believe you will see that Libya is swimming towards Mr. Norris!!
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The buck stops with CHUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Well my only problem now is that I am terrified of retaliation by his followers. Ii think they will now terrorize the united states with much more force than ever before. But don’t get me wrong I am very happy he has finally gone to face his judgement by God he’ll get hs good too. But that doesn’t stop the living that are filled with hatred for americans and this land. Osama wanted to break our econamy well it lookes like thats working. I believe there is so much worse to come now!
no matter who u r 1 day t wil go down
Chuck didn’t even use a gun he round house kicked the bullet through his head
so chuck norris' granddaughter is one of my friends…. just to let you know she loved this lmao
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This story is more factual than the one our government is peddling.
the seal team could not get through the blast wall with traditional explosives. they had to use a chuck norris round house.. He was practicing the kick half speed in Japan and accidentally caused the earthquake that moved the island 13 feet……
Chuck was actually there? I thought the SEALs were just a distraction, and Chuck sighted Nasty in from the roof of his house.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the bullets into Osama's head!
at dee webb you are now terrified???? then what was sept 11 all about.. him and his followers hated before most of you were born.
i keep hearing hearing the same arguments i heard in colllege when 9/11 first happened.
dont worry we are more prepared now.
SNL showed half the comics can distribute a double of the Jerk he Ussama had 23 kids living with him in compound the devil had 4 wives ready for Ossama that was not accepted by the devil he already had 10 wives they kept joking agreement Ussama didn't want to buried at sea anything but that what roundhouse Chuck carries Guns too.
Well Its put Bilal Town on the map.. http://www.travelsradiate.com/asia/islamic-republ…
Yes osama is dead
OSAMA BIN LADEN TRUTH IS HERE:
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was not, Ted Nugent killed him
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he already had 10 wives they kept joking agreement Ussama didn't want to buried at sea anything
Yes everything is possible when it is about CHUCK NORRIS…