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DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION


LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!

Dr. Phil shocked his studio audience yesterday when he announced that he believed “one hundred percent”  that an alien invasion is underway and that Americans, and citizens of the world, must prepare for psychologically for our new masters.

“I have studied this carefully with top leaders from governments around the world.  The evidence is overwhelming.  Aliens from Planet Zeeba  and Planet Gootan are amongst us and more are arriving every day.  We must all accept this, so that we can be happy and treat these aliens with the dignity and respect they deserve,” Dr. Phil told his audience.

Dr. Phil had Dr. John Malley, a leading alien expert on the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials on his show.  Dr.  Malley told Dr. Phil that the recent unexplained deaths of birds, dolphins, sardines, anchovies, cows and frogs – around the world are evidence that the invasion is ongoing.

“All of these mysterious animal deaths have been explained away by governments trying to cover-up the truth.  I have examined all of the dead animals and they all have the Mark of the Alien on them.  The aliens from Planet Gootan are sending a clear message – we are here and we are taking over,” Dr. Malley told the studio audience.

Dr. Phil said he would dedicate a whole month of shows – in December – on the alien invasion.

Many in the audience were frightened and confused.  Several of the audience members left wondering if Dr. Phil, himself, was an alien from Planet Gootan.

Is it true?  Is Dr. Phil an alien?

45 Responses to “DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION”

  1. waldwinthir says:

    yes….. yes…..

  2. pete says:

    Dr Phi is an idiot

  3. Daniel says:

    wtf??? :) )

  4. jackalope hunter says:

    What would Dr. Phil know about alien invasions?

  5. jack says:

    It's not fake. there are clips on his website where he is warning everyone. I knew this day would come!

  6. Tony Lima says:

    He’s probably joking! I’d see a number of possibilities on earth – unseen ones from abroad earth protecting the earth and connections with their homelands secretly in ways beyond common earth people’s dreams.

    Intelligent beings from other regions of the universe are not stupid in matters of spirituality and in afterlife matters as to what beings are left with wholesomely and why tampering wrongly with other species is very poor.

    - Just try to understand this, when you repose, be peaceful at one, this is power in itself that does not die, it only modifies in some ways!

  7. LouSobaken says:

    Aliens r real

  8. nix cherup says:

    can not be worse than all those brain damaging comerciels they put on tv.

  9. nix cherup says:

    the first things the aliens will do is go on opra. dr phil (Pills) is elevator music for the soul.

  10. Nolanakin says:

    Frank Lake any relation to Ricki Lake?

  11. john says:

    September is supposed to be the arrival of the Aliens so they will catch the end of barbeque season so keep some extra dogs and burgs for "the wee green men".

  12. john mcmanus says:

    In Roswell a fireman and nurse seen the same thing after the UFO crash and that was an Alien hand with 3 fingers.Jackie Gleason was taken to military base Homestead in Florida by President Nixon in 1974 and shown at least 6 dead Aliens in containers and President Regan mentioned years ago at the U.N I believe that we would have to be aware of a possible invasion from other worlds.The thrill or surprise isn't there any more,the fact that other beings that breathe and live like us on another planet with life sustaining needs like oxygen,water and sunlight shouldn't shock anybody in the endless universe.The human race is just on a treadmill of "routine cemented beliefs" on our big spinning,floating ball called earth.Remember how stupid we were when we believed the earth was flat?

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  14. July 1st Just commented I had remembered this Show on July 2011 I hope its good!

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  17. beto says:

    they getting us ready man with all these alien movies, im telling you !

  18. prgift says:

    i biliv everytin he said,cos i’v seen dose ships myself its real,there is an invasion underway,we earthlings must prepare,b4 dose tins rid us of wot is rightfuly ous,we musnt sit down n watch’em,tnx to dr phil 4 such an insight nw we wouldnt claim to b ignorant,time 4 actns,its invasn we’r talkin here,dnt u guys watch movies n see wot hapns to envaded planets,bware its bout to hapn to we humans….

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  20. daniel says:

    Dr. Phil shocked his studio audience yesterday when he announced that he believed “one hundred percent” that an alien invasion is underway and that Americans, and citizens of the world, must prepare for psychologically for our new masters.

    wtf new masters ? they are no masters just Aliens from other planets
    they can drink some coffee and then take off
    if they want to atack …..well, then let me say, lets kick some ass

    Greetzzzz from the DUTCH POEPLE

  21. cwalk says:

    I've looked on his website and there is nothing on it about aliens, or of any past shows about aliens.

  22. LaFler says:

    All underwater alien bases are being destroyed. The last base in the Canary Islands (Spain).
    The procedure to stop the alien attack is working. Please do not scare people because everything will be solved.

  23. StevenT says:

    Listen just because Dr. Phil is trying to protect some people who can't handle the truth by not putting this up on his site doesn't mean the warning isn't real! It is people! Get ready. Also there has been more bad Vampire news out of Boston today! http://ryoukidding.blogspot.com/2011/10/vampire-a

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