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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!

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PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.

“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

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26,258 Responses to “FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!”

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  2. Barbara McInnes says:

    OMG NOOOOOOOO this cant happen if he does not want to look after sell it and let some one else look after it he must make a fortune from it why close it

    • syed shuja says:

      why this is happning
      this can't be possible and I knew that facebook will not close in Pakistan guys if facebook closed so you must be unlock it by http://www.proxfree.com

    • Not Retarded says:

      Using a proxy free website wont allow you to view a site that no longer exists. And no, Facebook will NOT be shutting down you fools. This entire site is fake news….how can you even believe 90% of the shit on here people? -_-

  3. Johan says:

    I don't thinks so.

  4. if facbok will end… i will move to twitter

  5. Jonno says:

    Please god let this happen, be the greatest day of my life!

  6. there are a lot of rumors, a lot of date even last year, i wonder who's creating this kind of photos

  7. blog news says:

    Its good video and photo i like your post thanks..

  8. jacques says:

    I think it could be a good thing
    More people would spend more time do things rather, than playing on facebook talking to a computor

  9. Chris says:

    I use http://www.fakepals.com I like it because its a little different than facebook.

  10. Ronda says:

    Yay i hope it is true…cause facebook has gotten way out of control smh if u wanna stay in contact with family and friends, how about getting their phone number and email address, or even mailing address. Stop being lazy crybabies.

  11. Prolaveto says:

    More people would spend more time do things rather than playing on facebook!

  12. Rượu Vang says:

    Finally we know it's all joking

  13. Amatullah says:

    I am so glad facebook will end. But as soon as it will end, a new website will get out and every one will still stick to the computer as they did with facebook.

  14. Ben W says:

    This is once again bullshit. The same thing happened in 2011. Look: http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/01/09/facebo

    PAUSE the video at 17 seconds to see the exact same text as above… only 2 years ago.

  15. lily f says:

    DONT THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK TO MY FRIENDS IF THEY DO WHO EVER IS CANCELING FACE BOOK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I AM GOING TO METT WITH YOU ON THAT DY IM ONLY EIGHT BUT I GOT AN ATITUDE!

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  17. long time 2 year i did about FACEBOOK QUIT SAY GOODBYE!

  18. tiffany says:

    DONT SHUT FACEBOOK DOWN!! SELL IT TO SOMEONE THAT WAY YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK AFTER IT ANY LONGER !

  19. tiffany says:

    don’t end fb plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  20. Brendan says:

    If it goes down, maybe people won't complain about people photoshopping their pictures to make them naked. Just sayin', it's a good thing.

  21. Facebook says:

    its not possible

  22. gary arbrough says:

    Wait a minute…..It's not even April Fools day yet!!?

  23. Mr. No it All says:

    Whoever came up with this nonsense forgot to say 'April Fools!'…Oh that's right,…It's not even April Fools Day yet . Oh DEAR!!!!

  24. Fun human says:

    This 1st of April jokes or it's real deal? :D

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