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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!

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PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.

“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

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26,263 Responses to “FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!”

  1. Uncle Fudd says:

    Hurray! Good riddance. Next… Cell phones and I pads!!

  2. Proveit says:

    This story is about as real, as all the others on this site. I come here to laugh at idiots! Keep it up!

  3. Madeline says:

    I can live without Fb, Ive been going out jogging and doing things that are going to help me in life. Like going to school and working. Yes im not going to lie i will miss it. But what happend to the oldtimes when friends called eachother? Or u can always go to the messenger chat. Thats always fun.

  4. Jeje Exorcist says:

    Hoax I still can open facebook Now!

  5. ameena says:

    Well I think it for the best! So I like the idea that you want to do it I respect it

  6. marie says:

    I know u didn’t delete Facebook u damn lier. I tired of hearing rumors about Facebook.i hate Facebook.u make millions of dollars u will never deleted Facebook.

  7. Vaso mavrakis says:

    Same shit as the 2012 hoax. Idiots. -_-

  8. connoe says:

    Well i cant get on right now

  9. amz says:

    Its already 16th May and u havent end facebook on 15th may so please can you stop this rubbish and this rumours are so boring to read. I want you to stop saying facebook will end because it never will.

  10. Jason Buzi says:

    I don't think they will shut down facebook. I don't see any reason why they have to..

  11. Greg says:

    Okay, if this report is a hoax, then tell me why I can't get onto Facebook? I could not get on this afternoon, and I still can't get on. None of my browsers will even go to the home page, much less my own page. So, is this a bad thing? We still have other social sites. I don't really care about Facebook per se; I think it has generated a lot of psychological problems in people. Anonymous "friends" aren't really friends at all, and people who think they are friends are delusional. Now, they will have to go outside and and find some real friends — people who will accept them as they are, and they won't be able to hide behind an avatar anymore! Real long-distance friends and relatives will have to keep touch by email, chat, instant messenger, and the old-fashioned way: the telephone. My only gripe is that I have a thriving city on CityVille, and I have no idea how to access it! Plus, I worked pretty hard putting up picture albums, and I did back in touch with two friends from high school.

  12. marie says:

    This rumor is childish

  13. So far so good its still going strong :) how could they shut it down ?? there is far to many with private shares now :)

  14. Derp says:

    How did this work out?

  15. Naw Budy says:

    Oh no, now maybe I have to go outside, make friends and ride that thing with two wheels and pedels…

  16. Andrew says:

    There is always msn, yahoo, skype and the list goes on

  17. guest says:

    Skype! chat & vid call for free.

  18. Sherry says:

    GET HIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER AND HOME ADDRESS. FACEBOOK DOES NOT KEEP YOUR CONNECTION ALIVE WITH YOUR DAD IT ONLY HELPED!

  19. Vince says:

    It's funny people forget Email for godsake or even fucking male.. FUCK!

  20. manam says:

    have u heard about skype or msn?

  21. Melissa says:

    This is a site which makes up crazy stories to post for laughs. They sometimes write about things like an alien and Bigfoot having a litter of babies and then selling them for top dollar to A-listers. I don't think that exact article has ever been written, but I've seen things similar to that before.

  22. Lili says:

    Contact your dad through skpe or oovoo

  23. kimy159 says:

    my dad lives across the country and i see him evry4 years so i get it, it really stinks :(

  24. Gabrielle says:

    yeah, and aim, gmail. dont feel bad! i garantee you'll be able to continue contacting your father.

  25. yhjn tyh says:

    its all a joke, silly.

  26. lovely13 says:

    shut up. your ruining it.

  27. dgbgb says:

    ruining wut exactly?

  28. john smith says:

    Time for your medication.? These are all strangers.!!!

  29. Jaffa says:

    lol i agree…the e-mail address comes out soon for facebook….so obviously this is fake

  30. sara says:

    hahahahaha

  31. @vhonmark says:

    yeahhh,,., your right

  32. avery says:

    This BETTER be fake. or ima screw ur face mark!!!!!! jks. but seriously, if this is not fake, everyone will hate u. just saying.

  33. Luibeat says:

    Why shut down facebook? I think you must not focus for those people disturbed or dislikes fb because they are only few. While almost 90% of people using fb likes this site coz it connects you with friends and family at it’s Best. I would be sad that this thing is happening. Hihuhu I hope zuckerburg can read this…. Coz fb help me alot… Peace be with you! And Godbless!

  34. Monique says:

    I agree helped me too I recently found my sisters tht I didn’t kno I had so I think Facebook Is useful

  35. whwg says:

    And you can’t forget about the marketing empire it is. Not just a social network its more than that now. Dude, get a manager to stress on it, mr billionair who sayd YOU hafta run it? U can tell he’s just a kid now!

  36. Barbara says:

    Thank you. I see sarcasm (or whatever you want to call it) written all over that article. I’m not taking this serious. It’s funny how it pokes fun of people not having a life because of facebook. Lol.

  37. heaim says:

    good do it.

  38. Tre says:

    Wow, satire completely escapes sooo many people. Are you people commenting even concious?

  39. Calm says:

    Its a hoax =)

  40. xPP says:

    Dude how are you going to be doing something this guy is doing if you cant even spell right?

  41. devinrao says:

    its not a crap mike..its a business strategies planning to sell proxies maybe..if he close it than its sounds stupid…its a 7.9 multi billion industry

  42. nold strong says:

    sana d m2loy ang shutdown ng facebook…..i will cry huhuhuhuhu………..

  43. guest says:

    thats the whole point of weekly world news is to make up stories. gtfo.

  44. leen_riin says:

    Skype is just for chatting and facebook you can chat and play games .
    don’t you think alot ppl want to have fun to ? SO, THINK >:(

  45. Jocelyn says:

    Yah but facebook is better

  46. BoneDogg says:

    because everything on the BBC is real isn't it …………. PMSL!!!

  47. imonster01 says:

    come on internet, the website tells you that aliens will attack earth in 2011 and that Mike Tyson is a pigeon fetish … Jean Cocteau said : "the drama of our time is that stupidness started to think"

    grow up .

  48. FallenOne says:

    do not believe in this rumor. Why would zuckerburg terminate Facebook so suddenly? it may happen if he bumped his head accidentally.. haha..

  49. fitri_malaysian says:

    ya…that's a lie..i don't be believe it will happen..!!!

  50. amitra says:

    yes right.

  51. Mariz says:

    wtf?! Don't end FaceBook please! We love FaceBook, so please don't end FACEBOOK! :'(

  52. aroko says:

    dont you have kids? or parents? or siblings? do you consider them as ur family?

  53. Buenger says:

    People also forgot how to spell mail lol

  54. dumbass says:

    Its mail! Not male…
    Cracker

  55. Yourretared says:

    F*)*ing retard it’s mail not male

  56. john says:

    You mean mail?

  57. Spell check says:

    Mail or male lol

  58. You dumbass says:

    mail*

  59. The instigator says:

    All you guys are acting like idiots. So what if it closes down. There are hundreds of other social netorking sites. The world won’t end if you can’t play your halfassed rip offs of tetris and bejeweled

  60. m0ther fcuker says:

    fcuk this site…………………a$$ h0le……

    fcuk who has made this fcuken site????

    a$$ h0le

  61. Jeen says:

    If the face book is closed how to play the games?

  62. Tommy says:

    He probably did that to shut everyone up. Lol

  63. makiya says:

    i luv fb n i cnt live widout it……plz plz

  64. Jocelyn roberts says:

    Skype is great but u can connect to more people quicker that skyping people individually and msn is crap

  65. mukesh says:

    i dnt knw how to use skype .any friends can help me plzzz

  66. kbftrashman says:

    Get a life

  67. kbftrashman says:

    F@%k Facebook low life losers get a life

  68. kbftrashman says:

    Loser haven’t u heard of email mail txt msgsnactually calling people low life loser that’s why u have a phone don’t u Fu@ken losers hoax or not shut that shit down

  69. Mel says:

    Learn how to spell faggot.

  70. person111 says:

    fuck off zuckergberg

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