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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!

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PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.

“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

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26,256 Responses to “FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!”

  1. Joshua says:

    Hey Tis is Joshua philip! Facebook is a platform where we can get good friends as well as bad friends. it also provides even life partner. people are getting married as they become friends on facebook first. But on the other hand cuz of facebook, the social evils are gettig in the business like hacking the profile, sexual abuse, web crime etc. Relationships are ruined. Divorce taking place between husbands and wifes. It is all cuz of hacking profiles and make the pictures nude. We should see both the parts. its not only about parent handling the children but crime on facebook become an agenda in a country. So, i will go with the decision to shut down facebook for sometime. And we hope that facebook will come back soon with new resolutions and innovative ideas.

  2. John M says:

    insane amount of comments here!

  3. Blubb says:

    Hopefully it will be try one day :-)

  4. kelly says:

    There is always Twitter!! I will miss it, but at least I will have more of my daughters attention when I'm talking to her!!! LOL

  5. Skitzy says:

    Oh my god.
    This is obviously /fake/.
    This same article is always up on this site, but once the supposed date that Facebook will be "shut down" passes by, the date in the article changes to sometime within the next year.
    This is probably the fifth time i've seen it happen.
    Because Facebook is so popular, it is very unlikely to be shut down for awhile.

  6. Normal says:

    I hope because I also hope that human mind cannot be so limited!

  7. does this go for youtube too?

  8. Smart Person says:

    So many idiots who don't realize this is fake. Kind of makes you lose faith in the human race.

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  10. conner says:

    i will find the person if it shuts down and i will tell him to srun it back on

  11. roxas key says:

    thiswill just make twitter and my space more popular

  12. Vann AnnAnn says:

    does Facebook will be closed 4ever????

  13. jon emil says:

    fake

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  15. Terrell says:

    Why on earth do people not realize this site is satire/ humor? Anyone who believes that these articles are real please explain yourself! Only two out of ten people that post a comment understand this is a fake news site? Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  16. fapping pal says:

    We should have some faithbook then.

  17. Bill says:

    lol it's funny what folks will believe….

  18. Teatop says:

    well we'll still have twitter and tumblr :3

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  21. subscriberfriend1 says:

    No way. All the famouse youtubers use facebook and is one of my favorite things. There is alot of apps and i dont
    want to download and start all again. So please stop this

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