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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!

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PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.

“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

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26,277 Responses to “FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!”

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  2. Hi says:

    This is stupid the guy who makes fb gets a lot of money for it o.O why would he close it, he’s a retard if this is real

  3. ahmad says:

    bullshit…. mark zuckerburg aint that dumb… he earns a hell lot of money through fb…

  4. :D :D says:

    I'm not old enough to get FaceBook, but I doubt it is going to shutdown as he is making quite a lot of money. Although, it would stop some illegal things…

  5. KeitelDOG says:

    Hell Yeah! Firstly on January 15th, now it has been reported for May 15th. Secondly, the main reason is because of too much stress?!?!?!?!? C'mon, I can come up with better than that. Like Mark Zuckerberg was the only Web Developer in his country…
    And finally, have you seen their Sponsor's Ads, they are SPAMMER All Over the Pages…

  6. admin says:

    facebook is going to good bad boys talk bad girls on facebook kidnapers also make account on this site and past photo of good boy and girl bad boys also talk bad girls without hearing mom and dad bad boys invite bad girl outside or his home and say mom and dad to going to walk and go to that place or home you if that is not girl and he is kidnaper or killer how dangerous facebook is going to good

  7. Austin says:

    Hey, you idiots, this is a news satire website.

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  9. AND says:

    everytym der r da same crappy romours about da shutdown of FB

  10. Jeremy says:

    BOO Facebook going on may 15 2013

  11. king kazma says:

    stuff this how will i ever talk to the girl i like if i dont even have her number and i cant talk to her on face book this is retarded!! and how am i supposed to talk to all my friends now that i hardly ever see this is so freaking anoying

  12. Really you people enjoy this?

  13. ODE says:

    What happened to all that money? Fucken quitter.

  14. Annymous says:

    What a load of shit haha, insider knows

  15. hamra says:

    ahh wats this dont want fb to be shutdown i hope its really a fake news

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  18. snake says:

    Oh thank god!!! It´s about time:D

  19. what about people having businesses on facebook, ???or digital magazines???? we hope these are fake news

  20. Michael says:

    I really hope this isn't true , I use facebook to keep in touch with friends and family. I can see this effecting a lot of businesses, Cross your fingers that this isn't true.

  21. Gabriel says:

    Please dont close because i have friends and my friend is far away!

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