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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!

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PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.

“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

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26,277 Responses to “FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!”

  1. The Kool Korean says:

    Lol i wonder how long this will really last. :p haha

  2. fapping pal says:

    Ops…times-up! Let me check facebook.com
    Aw, it's true. It is down here in the office.

  3. Josh D says:

    FB not working for me either… why am I now just hearing about this?!

  4. Morgan says:

    can't get on to Facebook is this closing thing for real? thought it was a joke!

  5. Queenie-REG says:

    damn.. all i do on fb is play Battle Pirates

  6. Yomerodez says:

    Yes!!!!!!!!!! no more facebook!!!!!!!!!!!! People will be smarter now, little by little.

  7. katherinedippel says:

    i think this is really fucked up we did not get the notice so now we can not get our pic's or nothing else we have put alot of money and time in all the games so u really srewed alot of people so we can not even talk to our friends and family so why did u stop the facebook

  8. facebookaddict says:

    thought this was another rumor…now I am wondering……..thought it was down to announce new server…who knows.

  9. Richard Nottellin says:

    Hey facebook is down but they should have told us it was going to be shut down thats FUCKED UP i have alot of pics of my kids on there and i would really like to get them off Zuckerberg you should have made this known on facebook after all if it wasnt for us you wouldnt be shit

  10. veronique80 says:

    I thought this was a joke as well, when it stopped working here (Around Midnight central time) i tried another browser, re-booted, etc etc. Thought it must just be down or hacked, so i went to Twitter and no one was talking about it. It is 2:28AM now on the 16th. This is really odd. And possibly a huge hack? Anyone?

    Oh i am so addicted to facebook.
    Dang.

  11. HOONIE says:

    ahhhhhh wtfffffffff

    NO FACEBOOOOOOOOK
    oh well MY SPACE & TWITTER

  12. Guest says:

    Can still log on through a proxy

  13. gaffe mendina says:

    Ha im so excited i found the new skrillex <3 <3 ….. Ths remix of adventure club will kep me sane until my facebook goes back up :d http://soundcloud.com/johndenney/retro-city-john-

  14. Niennahxx says:

    Facebook is still up and running and absolutely fine for me. Games, posts, messages,etc all fine. :D

  15. almark says:

    finally I can leave it alone!

  16. georgio martinez says:

    bet your all feeling really stupid round about now. the same feeling the mayans got on 22nd dec 2012

  17. amz says:

    Facebook hasn't shut down so plzzzzzzzz stop this stupid rumours about facebook will come to end as it won't be happening. i think this is fake rumours like football rumours Facebook willl "NEVER" going to close down until very long time and most probably couple of months or years. Its too early to end facebook now. i think facebook is smart way of social network of the way u can reconnect your old friends or girlfriends/boyfriends. You can still message them or chat to them online through facebook. Facebook cannot end now and it will never be closing down right now until i say "AFTER COUPLE OF MONTHS OR YEARS"

    • alyssa says:

      Maybe ur right. And i agree with u. I dont have a cellphone. So fb is the only place i can talk and chat with..

  18. jeremy says:

    This sucks that facebook is going its not good for those who have family far from them facebook is the only way they can talk

  19. Melanie says:

    If they are going to “shutdown”Facebook I don’t think they should cuz that’s how I keep in touch with my family members and distant friends. …

  20. vinay says:

    that nice coz many illegal thing are happing on facebook, i guess facebook must start some great privacy. that people can only message those people whom they know personaly

  21. Ghadaffi says:

    If they are going to "shutdown"Facebook I don't think they should cuz that's how I keep in touch with my family members and distant friends. …
    This sucks that facebook is going its not good for those who have family far from them facebook is the only way they can talk

  22. Abuh ismaila says:

    i need money in xx and i will love 2 live 4 200 years

  23. Guest says:

    Facebook SHOULD NOT END ON MAY 15TH! Everyone will be upset with that! Facebook keeps as in touch with our family, relative and friends.

    • Dikavac says:

      you have skype for that,which is better option….and yeah I will jump from happiness if this shit shut down!!

  24. look at what you have done mark you have made everyone so happy. it doesn't matter how much it gets out of control you have made everyone get in touch with lost one over years. it not out of control you have made a internet worldwide experience and made hundreds out of it. please don't shut it down i have all my friends that i found for many years back and i just don't want facebook to shut down this is one of the many reasons why i signed up for it and that what i think many others do just to keep in touch with friends and find the lost one they haven't heard in years.

  25. alyssa says:

    How im gonna talk with my my friends? I cant even talk to them on the phone cause my family hates them and they love isolating me from them. I have no way to talk in person cause i get stallked by family.this sucks now .this is why i have no celphone. Cause my family hates me having friends.

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