PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg reportedly went on to explain that starting May 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts. That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to liwithout Facebook.
“After May 15th, 2013 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview to a source close to a friend. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
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facebook is down right now in wv….
Is that why I can't get on through the laptop? I have to use my cell.
so is in new york
i cant get on havnt for 2 days now
Please PLease, dont shut down facebook. this is the only resource i have to stay in touch wi my family and freinds abroad. Facebook is a blessing for alot of us, Please dont take it away.
No wonder I can't get on now it's been two days since I couldn't get on it on my laptop I had to through my cell.
I can't even get on it on my cell !
Don't believe that. Why would someone close money making machine.
i cant get on noooww!WHAT??? is facebook down or i just cant get on?
omg….facebook iss still dowm -_- am i the only one?
ittss workinngg ! for me again …woah i thought my life was over!
been having this issue off and on for days
i suck balls and lick sticky vickys anus
OMG din't happend it's DECEMBER 15th NOW! FACEBOOK IS STILL ON! Today i'm in my facebook!
READ the Article it said JANUARY not DEC,.. it can still happen so u better save ur pics and stuff.
Jan 15 2013 is not here yet !
January comes after December
supposed to happen january not december douch lol this is all hype. nothing is certain until it happens. who cares anyway, its not important. unless they expect the sun to knock out the power so they are shutting the site down and going below the ground for cover
PLease just go in and take a couple more days of work and delete those whos accounts arent active and keep those who are. Facebook is one of the ONLY ways i can contact family from other states that i CANT just go outside and see. like u said in ur aricle, some ppl are home bodys cuz facebook, BUT NOT ALL OF US ARE.. Some of us use Facebook as a way to see LONG Distance family..
Don't shut Facebook down.. I NEEEEEEDDD ITTTT.
i can't get on!
It's one thing for the world to end … but not FACEBOOOOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're kidding me right? This article states they are shutting FB down JANRUARY 15 2013. So your comment "OMG ITS DECEMBER !%TH AND I CAN STILL GET ON"….Um yes, yes you can. BECAUSE ITS NOT FUCKING JANRUARY. PEOPLE. READ. PLEASE.
this is bad news, why would u create something if u can't maintain it? it's not cool to start what u can't finish, it makes u a failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey do not be upset . this is an April fool in December.
this freak is completely fool and insane writing such a non-sense article.
down in Greece
I smell something funky
It's a good thing because they never handle any issue that actually does come about on Fb anyway if maybe he took care of real issues instead of basking in the money he has made off other people then it would not be shutting down with failure all over it.Sad some people rely on social drama sites.I enjoy it to keep up with people far away but still call them just the same,I doubt this will really happen something is funny,and if it does so what someone will just make something else similar and the drama will begin all again.Enjoy the hype over this.
A Freakin' Liar !
it shud shut down…. its ruining ppl's lives:(
hahaha…I think this is not true. This article is a lie. Why shutdown when you can sell it?! But what I like in this writing is the last paragraph. And the message is absolutely true!
Okay, you go on a satirical site and read a few articles about Bigfoot and Ghosts.
SEEMS LEGIT BUT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE FAKEZ
I BETTER SAY SU
Facebook changed my life.
May Mark is sick