MEGAN FOX DIGITAL SHORT
NEW YORK, NY – This weekend’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live will be hosted by Megan Fox. Weekly World News investigators have acquired an early draft of the digital short with hipster icon Andy Samberg.
Monthly Archives: September 2009
ED ANGER: “GLENN BECK IN RIBBIT-QUIDDICK!”
I’m madder than Kermit in a Miss Piggy headlock!
WEEK 18 TIE: Fantasy football. You’re doing it wrong.
Fantasy football. You’re doing it wrong.
WEEK 18 TIE: One does not simply walk into Manchester United
One does not simply walk into Manchester United
LAST CHANCE TO VOTE!
Don’t forget to cast your vote for the world’s weirdest family portrait!
ALIEN IN NORTH KOREAN LABOR CAMP
SEOUL – The commander of a downed spaceship, who was taken prisoner by North Korea in September 2006, is still being held in a forced labor camp…
19 POUND BABY BORN
JAKARTA – A woman gave birth to a 19 pound baby through Caesarean section!
PREGNANT WOMAN PREGNANT AGAIN
LITTLE ROCK, AK – An Arkansas couple discovered that the already-pregnant wife was pregnant again!
PALIN HONG KONG SPEECH
HONG KONG – Sarah Palin spoke to a group of private Chinese investors in Hong Kong yesterday.
ELVIS ANTIOCHUS STATUE
Scientists are still baffled by a statue which seems to prove Elvis was reincarnated!
