WHACK-A-KITTY
Some folks took a different approach to getting a litter of kittens adopted. No kitties were harmed in the process!
Monthly Archives: May 2009
REAL ALIENS STAR IN SCI-FI MOVIE
CARLSBAD, NM – Film director Lex Parnish says the new science-fiction movie he’s shooting will be the most realistic one ever made.
FREAK OF THE WEEK 2
The Freak of the Week contest has returned to bring you this sexy (and available!) specimen.
PYGMY JERBOA
Weekly World News would like you to meet the world’s smallest rodent, the pygmy jerboa.
POOL PRODIGY
JOHNSTOWN, NY – Meet Keith O’Dell Jr. He is the American Pool Association’s youngest member, at only two years old!
OBAMA PICKS SOTOMAYOR
WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.
HOW TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES OUT OF HELL
DAYTON, OH – At last there’s a proven method you can use to get your loved ones out of Hell – and experts say it really works!
FREAK OF THE WEEK WINNER
And the winner is…
200-FOOT-LONG JELLYFISH ON THE ATTACK
HAMILTON, BERMUDA – Giant mutant jellyfish are terrorizing residents of this tropical island – and dozens of human swimmers have died in agony in their poisonous tentacles!
HOW TO SURVIVE ANY DISASTER
You can survive almost any emergency, from a savage dog attack to a falling comet fragment, but keeping your wits, says experts!
