TUPAC IS ALIVE

Posted on Thursday, April 30th, 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

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ELDER, PA – Late rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted drinking in New Orleans this weekend.  Weekly World News reporters tracked him down for an interview.

TMZ is reporting that  Tupac Shakur was sighted and photographed having drinks at a Bourbon Street bar in New Orleans.  Soon thereafter the internet was ablaze with speculation if this was real and Tupac was really alive.

Tupac Shakur was allegedly gunned down September 7th 1996 after leaving a boxing match.  However reporters have discovered that Tupac actually survived the shooting, but he and record label executives paid off medical examiners to claim he had died.  His apparent death allowed him to escape his assailants and his constant legal battles.

Since then Tupac has lived in hiding under an assumed name in rural Pennsylvania.  Weekly World News reporters tracked down the beloved rap star to his new home.

In regards to going into hiding he said, “At first it was life or death.  I’d just been shot at and I knew it wasn’t going to stop.  Once I was out of the game, a fresh start looked too good.  All the baggage from the old life, I could let it go and walk away.”

Since then, “I mostly keep my head low.  Don’t draw attention.  Staying out of trouble.”

When asked about how he spends his time, he said, “Ya know, same old same old.  Shop at the Farmer’s Market.  Keep my bees, get some honey.  Flirt with the girls at Dairy Queen.  Nothin’ big.”

For creative exploits, Tupac says, “I like to knit.”  His house was covered with hand knit pieces celebrating his former celebrity and sweaters with ‘Thug Life’ stitched on them.   Above the couch was a large tapestry depicting a scene from his California Love video.  He went on: “I do a lot of writing.  Jewel’s book of poetry, that was mine.  I also ghost wrote the screenplay for ‘The Lake House’.”

Tupac said he has no plans to return to the public eye.  “I’m a keep it straight chillin’ here.  Keep them bees, work the strawberry patch.  End of the day, play on with some World of Warcraft.  It’s a good life.”


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26 Comments For This Post

  1. jackie o says:

    wtf mate this is all absurd. No real proof of anything here.

  2. Smith_N_Wesson says:

    If anyone needs proof that Tupac in alive just email me at ElvisPresley@Graceland.com.
    Thank ya
    Thank ya very much
    (Elvis has left the building)

  3. boberton says:

    no proof of ANYTHING

  4. dirtygurl says:

    first of all, pac is alive, althoug i don't believe he is giving interviews. he faked his death to get away from the illimanti that was forcing him to join. read more about beyonce's ties to this group along with half of hollywood, it gets deep so bring an open mind.
    http://www.dirtygurl.wordpress.com

  5. deathlich21 says:

    no he is dead

  6. yadi777 says:

    Do you know ?? Step open mind for be the best

  7. a jew says:

    the pictures and video they have show a guy that looks alot like tupac. nothing more, and anyone that knows anything about tupac can tell it isn't actually him.

    whoever wrote this should go to hell and die.

  8. Shao says:

    I knew it!!!
    Please tell us he visits batboy in his subterranean shelter while fearing the 2012 cataclysm!
    Woo!

  9. signofthetimes says:

    187 on an undercover brutha!! His undercover-ness has been shot down and exposed!

  10. wireless says:

    So is Biggy on the run again?

  11. person X says:

    hah Tupac is alive i stayed with him before 8 days . I couldnt believe that he;s alive i meet him in that club.

  12. kapt says:

    jst let him b hez jst human tha guy u tlk about is alive jst leave it @ d@ swt peace
    (kap.Tz owt)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………………………………………………

  13. Ben Dover says:

    I'm offended that someone would post this bullshit. Pac for life. That nigga has gotten me through some unimaginable hard times. I don't have any positive role models other than pac and that fact that this website would post garbage like this pisses me off.

    Fuck this site and everyone affiliated with it.

    To anyone out there….

    Don't waste your life reading this bullshit, disgrace, wanna-be writer garbage. Whoever wrote this should take some advice… When you slit your wrists, make sure you cut along the veins and not across them.

  14. PhantomEMT says:

    Remember people, this is Weekly World News… The stuff they publish is purely for entertainment purposes only. Now Tupac isn't the only celeb they have done this to. They have done pictures and stories of Elvis frolicking with munchkins while he performed for the wizard of oz…. Let alone they created Bat Boy a little boy who is a vampire bat who visits outer space.

    It would be great if Tupac were alive… but still… If he was, he would give an interview to the Enquire before this magazine… Let alone, I doubt he would be talking about his joy of knitting…

  15. PhantomEMT says:

    Still I've read this magazine for for years for the off the wall stories and do the same type of stories and writing in my free time for friends and family.

  16. trew33 says:

    LOL: "I like to knit". As if Tupac would say crap like that. And he's definitely not alive. Illuminati cover-up, my arse!

    Ah, got to hand it to Weekly World News to create entertainment—the trouble is you have to Google search a lot of articles, b/c many of them are true, while many are complete b.s. :-p

  17. Geovany Esquivel says:

    I love Tupac and I will see him In LA some day why him to see us we love Tupac and some new music from him

  18. SCORPION says:

    IF TUPAC ALIVE THAT A GOOD THENG THANK GOD FOR THAT WELLCOME BACK .YOU ARE THE MASTER OF RAP

  19. El Jeffro says:

    Just checked out the TMZ pics from April 09'. Looks very similiar to Tupac, but if you look at the left ear of the person in the TMZ pics and an old profile shot of 2Pac's left side their left ear is dis-similiar.

  20. kingkong says:

    If u believe ds, ud believe anything!!
    Ds website shd b shut down….. D writers cnt get more creative than ds???
    Sad tho, they gt der buck on me for stayin ds long ere !!!
    I’m out…..

  21. Jessica says:

    Umm that's not Tupac. His nose ring is on the WRONG SIDE!

  22. Jessica says:

    Umm thats not Tupac. His nose ring is on the WRONG side.

  23. laptops under 100 says:

    Looks like tupac, but ti's not him

  24. Flamez says:

    Nigga Nose piercing is on the wrong side….Thats sad shit….get a fuckin life!

  25. josh says:

    yea i want proof man then i will tell u a little secret of my own (josh) jan-7-2009

  26. Layah says:

    y dont yall just leave him alone! do yall want anyone talking bullshit about ya NAH i dont think so so just shut tha f*** up and get on with yo lives and ill get on with mine and he’ll get on with his!!!! AIGHT?!? kool *~Peace,Respect, Thug Life BIT~*

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