Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth before the world ends on 12.21.12.
The end of the world, as predicted by the Mayans, is coming quick! There’s only 11 days until the apocalypse. The Mayans predicted that people who are in France on December 21, will survive. However, not everyone can get to France.
WWN has learned that aliens from Planet Zeeba (a friendly neighbor just outside Neptune), are accepting applicants for The Mothership, which will leave the planet on December 21st, but will return on December 22nd, in case the Mayans got it wrong.
Do you want to be on The Mothership? If so, please state your reasons in the comments section below why you should be on The Mothership. Please be brief and pithy – Zeebans do not like long-winded Earthlings, especially if they have to live with them on The Mothership for the next fifty or sixty years. Mayans, however, are not allowed to apply.
The Mothership will be able to accommodate over 5,000 people. The Zeebans would like to take as many Americans as possible (“they’re more fun!”) but people from every country on Earth are welcome.
If you are selected you will not have to go anywhere on December 21st. The Zeebans will find you, take you into The Mothership. So, you just sit on your couch and the Zeebans will take care of the rest. If the world doesn’t end, the Zeebans will put you right back on the couch.
What are the Zeebans looking for in an applicant? Well, pretty much what a lot of women are looking for in a man: someone who is kind, generous, funny, easy to get along with, sweet and has great abs.
So why do you deserve to be on The Mothership?
Is south africa alowed?
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If the zeebas are such an advanced race, wouldn’t they be able to tell if the Mayans were
wrong already. Where will they take us, and will we be able to see the event unfold.
The Zeebans are more advanced, yes, but as they told us “we are not psychics.” Plus, they are trying to help panicked humans – and are offering The Mothership as a service.
The zeebans should take my family i would gladly sacrafice myself (even nailed to a cross ) if it would save the world from falling into the dark ones control and allow us all to be free as the true creator intended for all.
I’m supposed to turn 18 next month. I can’t die now! I’m too young to die!! =( I have my whole life ahead of me! I still have so much to do, like travel the world =D
Karen… You will be saved. It’s been decided.
hi
i deserve to be on the mothership because, im one of the nicest/kind/generous that anyone will ever meet. i also feel that my mission isnt complete yet and i would love to finish it. i can get along with just about anybody because i have such a strong personality. i would love to board the mothership….please
Lol are you serious??
hahaha i like to hear peoples dream, crazy things have i heard from dreamers, but i dont fucking care, cause i call it shit
I am only 13 but I am kind loving fun and can get along with many no matter who thay are!
p.s. I don't excatly know if the world may end or not? if you think about it logicly the world could end from a metor the sun or a viris but defnly not a planet that I have never even heard about that may not excite in the first place k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE READ
FUCK THEM ZEEBRAS
Save Me And My Girlfriend
me and my girl want to help as much as possible but please save us !
Hi there! I’m 14 years old and I have been I was funny
. I like space!! I’ll eat eat anything you make! If I don’t then you can kill me! 
please choose me! I’m from ¡AMERICA!
Been told*
Ok, I take you
My sweet
16 is next month and I’ll finally be able to drive.. I have so much to do still.. let me survive? Will yeah?
As long as Zeebans are Lord Jesus lovers becauase when I die I want to be among Jesus Christ and his angels… but if they are then my family and I should be picked because I want to live for the good man kind and not die in sin with the rest… I’ve been through a lot for a 19yr old and want to finish my life with my family or in the hands of God… Bless us all, Lord forgive us for our sins, peace and hope be with you all!!
What for dinner? That space ship looks like a big food preparation unit.
Please read this book by Drunvalo Melchizedek
"The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life, Vol. 1 and Vol. 2"
We have our own space ship called the “MERKABA”
With love and compassion
Maitreya
Why can't we see the Nibiru?
It should be observable now! I don't know to believe or doubt!
Anyway I wish much better life for all. Whithout pain and sorrow.
Zeebans are not real. 2012 will not be the end. The only thing that ends in 2012 is the calendar, which doesn't say shit. It restarts like your calendar on your fridge. I like christian people. but some annoy the fuck out of me, they think they are always right. EVOLUTION BITCHES!!!
the aliens are my people as i am LORD VISHNU the ancient god as aliens are the ancient gods who l;ived on earth before human existed only i can save human lifes by their help please contact me-919561895574
I'm a competing bodybuilder… I got them abs you guys are looking for!
Plus I'ma detectives… I can investigate any crimes that occur among earthlings on the mother ship!
Detective*
I am 18 now….and I hav a beautiful girlfriend whom I never want to lost…I love her very much…I want to spend the rest of my life with her…but I also love my friends…I want to live as much as I can…moreover I m kind…I m generous…I could offer help to anyone…let me help you out…if the dooms day is true…then please help me take out to board on the mothership with my friends,girlfriend,parents and rest of the family and my village…if you can’t take them aboard then let me die with them…don’t wanna live alone…not without my girlfriend,friend and my village…
Are greeks allowed to be saved? We are in small island in Kos, come to take us
I think my parents even old should be allowed to spend their remaining years at peace all our lives has been constant trials and if i could for the sake of humanity ascend to the same conscious level as Christ to be able to sacrafice myself for everyone to live fee as we was intended i would …sadly if this even unfolds a lot wont be saved but we can only hope that the next time is done right with out the dark ones control.
I always knew aliens exsist and I know most of them are here to help I need to be on this ship with my family (if anything happens) cause I’m the oldest of my siblings and everybody trusts in me so I’m asking to please accept me and all my family I’m also an athlete I play football basketball I ran track did karare since 2000 then stop in 09 I wouldn’t like to see no one with a good heart get left behind
Very funny. If they are such a advanced race, they can divert the so called disaster.
Give my seat to Lindsay Lohan. Most of my loved ones are dead already anyway, and I wouldn't mind seeing them again.