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TEXAS BEATS THE HEAT BY CONVERTING TO CELSIUS!

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In an unprecedented move, the Lone Star State has taken a quantum leap in the battle against blistering summers by announcing its conversion to the Celsius temperature scale. The decision, met with a mix of bewilderment and amusement, has left Texans both scratching their heads and grabbing for their winter coats. Governor Maverick hailed the … READ MORE

CHANGING CLIMATE BRINGS “COMEDY WEATHER”

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But it’s no laughing matter! Overlapping and mutually reinforcing environmental crises are moving the planet closer to unprecedented atmospheric events, according to a new report signed by more than 149 international scientists. The results sound scary, bu they are also hilarious.  “We have seen the bush fires, the hurricanes, the coastal flooding,” said Ferris Everly, … READ MORE