DRACULA GOES VEGAN!

AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood for hundreds of years but had a big scare last month. He was immediately admitted for an emergency quadruple bypass surgery. “When he came in it was very ‘touch-and-go’. We immediately set up a blood-infused IV and turned off all … READ MORE

NASCAR DRACULA!

Vampire on Wheels Wows Crowds! Ever since he was young, Count Alexandru Craioveanu had a thing for American culture. “Call me Alex,” he says. “That’s a start. I can’t get with the long names, the final u’s. Just plain old Alex.” Being “plain old” anything has been a lifelong struggle. Alex’s father, a disgraced Romanian … READ MORE